Hell on Earth. Chapter 7
Rap and Rave found Anar surrounded by dusty old books, madly flipping through the aged pages, stabbing his neat fingernails at random pictures and passages, muttering to himself. "I always knew he was a few digestives short of a packet," Rave rumbled,...
The Book of Warlock 6. Confliction of interest.
The dawn broke in a warm golden glow upon the hills. At the foot of the grassy dewy peaks, faint smoky whisps from dead campfire embers drifted lazily upwards. A few tethered horses whinnied, awaiting breakfast, and as the breeze meandered through the...
Hell on Earth. Chapter 10
He careered round the corner of the top floor, skidding at the top of the stairs, launching himself atop the narrow handrail and sliding down at breakneck speed, the smooth material of his study robes accelerating him. He'd have looked much more cool...
Executive decisions Chapter 3
He found the others milling around in the main square that wasn't square-shaped, looking lost and confused and rather cross. The Directors of Hell were a curious bunch, it was a requirement of the position, really; most of them were ancient...
From the desk of the General. Mission 2.
From the desk of: General Sir Anarchy Warlock (Knight of the Extendable Table) Senior Commander of the Kaos Army: Black Planet Leader of 1st Tank Battalion Eater of bacon sandwiches Military tactical genius Occasional Bad Guy BP date...
Book of Warlock 16. War at your door.
Deep into the stronghold, past the plush furnishings and the immaculate marble flooring, past the draping velvet swags and the lead-lined colour-panelled windows, the Royal Guard of Everdwell led the King and Queen with hastened steps to the very core...
Arise! Minion of Hell (Hell Afterlife Services part 2)
“Anarchy, right? Hey, I'm the new guy; Crispin's my name. Crispin Huttgart, how you doing?” Anar turned slowly, menacingly, teeth bared to look at the jumped-up little snot who had dare encroach his personal space. He found himself staring into face...
Executive decisions Chapter 9
The senior demon elegantly curled his grey fingers around the cup – decorated with bright pink polka dots, a cartoon picture of a girl in flares and the text 'groovy chick' beside flowers and a rainbow. He was sure Ember had chosen this vessel...
Arise! Minion of Hell (Hell Afterlife Services part 3)
Part 3 The Bloody Cafe sat on the riverside with splendid views of the crumbling banks and murky oily water. Once there was a singular sinister ferryman in a creaky wooden vessel taking departed souls over into the epicentre of Hell but he had been...
Executive decisions Chapter 10
His heart thumping wildly with panic in his chest, his head screaming at him to take another breath, Crispin Huttgart dug his nails into the wooden slats of Ember's kitchen floor and gritted his teeth, deciding that the decision to exist or not...
From the desk of the General. Mission 6.
From the desk of: General Sir Anarchy Warlock (Idiot) Senior Commander of the Kaos Army: Black Planet Leader of a bunch of idiots Smartass Military tactical idiot Occasional best friend BP date Mission notes Re:...
Arise! Minion of Hell (Hell Afterlife Services part 6)
Part 6 Crispin had been helped back to his apartment much the worse for wear after being encouraged to have a few more drinks and he seemed happy enough face down on his magically-aquired bed. Loud snores sounded out from the human demon and Anar...