Encounter

Marcus reached into the fridge and pulled out the can of spam and a block of cheese. "would you like anything to drink?" "water will be sufficient." as cil'this devoured the can of spam, marcus made himself a sandwich.

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Just Once: Subways are Bullshit

All it's missing is a bunch of people getting offended over stupid microaggressions, people telling other people to kill themselves over completely fucking benign hobbies and interests, and spam comments linking you to some horrifying video or a virus

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Buff and Fluff vs the Muscelid Menace

The e-mail was nothing more than spam, just an advertisement that promised to increase his size in bed if he was willing to share his banking information with the prince of nigeria, who promised women and drugs galore as long as buff's iq was higher than a

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Company

The company "ohm universal" * * * from: universal monitoring to: multiversal head subject: rogue agent in regards to the incident: please excuse my excessive spam over this, but i need input on this now.

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Down with the Giant Knight

The new soldier knew that they couldn't attack without his consent, but they did spam his vision with dueling requests, "i just started! what's wrong with you two!" "good question."

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Sabrina & Sky: Summer Camp Part 1 By: Renatamer

.** **"now lets see, junk, junk, spam, oh... something from ivy, more junk..." sabrina talked away while clicking and deleting the useless stuff off her hotmail. "hello, what's this?"

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Lonely Oak Chapter 41

"then take the waterbrush," he dipped it in the can of water, "wet both sides so it dries even later," he did so, flipping the leather over so it slapped the table like a hunk of spam, "press the die on the leather, take the hammer,

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Lucked Out - Thursday Prompt Story [#6, 09/2/23]

Grian carefully took his phone out of his pocket and pulsed the screen on to find the notification waiting for him on his lock screen... and it appeared to be yet another spam e-mail.

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Blue

The seemingly condescending and snobbish e-mail i fond amidst the clutter of spam and intergalactic princes that only needed a paltry loan of several thousand credits to reclaim their empire, had almost gone unnoticed if not for the unmistakable e-stamp of

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Equine Adjustments

Ads, some spam mail, rsvp for that friend's wedding a month ago... and that emergency warning from the department of transmorphological affairs about a sudden outbreak of anomalous transformations downtown.

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Alcatraz Ch X~Dissonant Attraction

It's not the same as "clickbait" because unless i spam tags there's nothing there and the content isn't falsely leading.

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Burning Mouse and the I.C.E. Snake

He could feel her processes quicken, spamming against his body. she did her best to counter her attacker, but the smaller mouse was out of her weasely reach. simon kept squeezing with one arm before the search program slumped before him.

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