Crash Course

In a sudden fit of rage and desperateness, the dragon scratched through the cushion and heat retardant foam with one hand, and pounding at the metal with the other.

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I Caught God: Ch1: In Which There is a Great Deal of Profanity and Someone Wishes They Could Have Gone Trick-or-Treating Instead

It's a fucking retarded beaver! "no," giratina hisses, "make him something rare." "why should i bless this impertinent mortal with the power and esteem that would come with being a pokémon of note?" a new voice asks.

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Hoping for Something, A prologue

I wore a buttoned up orange shirt and had a retarded blue cap that didn't fit properly. i can still see the flash of lights as way more people than i had expected raised their voices in congratulating me for overcoming 12 years of hell.

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The Search for Ka'Le (4/15)

"it's about time," he quipped as he walked forward to one of the bags marked flame retardant with a black x and stabbed the blade into it, a clear amber liquid pouring out of it and coating the metal as the hybrid held it up.

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The Legend of Spyro: Path of Delusions Book X Chapter 32

"they won't expect to see us all alive, when the retarded siblings didn't make up the worldwide conflict of course" "you're retarded" cellsa snapped back "half-breed saying what's normal or not, that's rich.

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The Forever War, Chapter One part ii

There should be some fire retardants around here, we find those. after the strike moves up the line its generally 40 minutes until the napalm stops burning and the phosphorus dies out.

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Cold Blood 12: Interlude

**it forms the backbone of their warrior training; they can retard their progression through time. all of them. it takes training, of course. every wolven is a mentalist, but not every wolven is _alpha_. just so, not all minotaur are warriors.

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A Were Camping Trip

It made a sort of retarded sense, actually. it was remote, they had gotten charles to come along not in his own vehicle. there was no trace of him being here. and of course, the campsite was apparently a dead spot of cellphone service.

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You're my something

I had to drive back into town and have people stare at me like i'm a retard" fox took the tiny cone, staring before mentally shrugging and started to lick at it. its taste contradicted his mood.

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Chapter Twenty Four - What's That In The Sky?

So they're just being retarded now." she said. "okay so it doesn't have any grudges... that's good i guess..." i said. "well we don't know that for sure." cammy said.

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HEADQUARTERS'S UNDER SIEGE!!!!

"to show compassion for another is not foolishness you fucking retard! it shows that no matter how much of a monster you have become there's still human in you!" josh said and then facepawed."i'm talking to a brick wall here...."

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Bound In Beast Flesh -- Conversion

"but i also can spur or retard the change." shanon adds. "the latter is a technique you most likely will not learn, hunter--though fortune favor you if you do. it's certainly a rare thing to need to do.

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