It's a fucking retarded beaver!
"no," giratina hisses, "make him something rare."
"why should i bless this impertinent mortal with the power and esteem that would come with being a pokémon of note?" a new voice asks.
Clean, Comedy, Pokemon, Transformation, creepypasta
I wore a buttoned up orange shirt and had a retarded blue cap that
didn't fit properly. i can still see the flash of lights as way more people than i had expected raised their
voices in congratulating me for overcoming 12 years of hell.
Character Development, Coming Out, Highschool, No-Yiff, Series
"it's about time," he quipped as he walked forward to one of the bags marked flame retardant with a black x and stabbed the blade into it, a clear amber liquid pouring out of it and coating the metal as the hybrid held it up.
Epic, Fantasy, Story, Story Series
"they won't expect to see us all alive, when the retarded siblings didn't make up the worldwide conflict of course"
"you're retarded" cellsa snapped back "half-breed saying what's normal or not, that's rich.
Character Development, Cynder, Dragon, Dragoness, Fanfiction, Fantasy, Legend Of Spyro, Spyro, Story, Story Progression, Story Series
**it forms the backbone of their warrior training; they can retard their progression through time. all of them. it takes training, of course. every wolven is a mentalist, but not every wolven is _alpha_. just so, not all minotaur are warriors.
Fantasy, Plot Development, Story Progression, Telepathy, Wolf
It made a sort of retarded sense, actually. it was remote, they had gotten charles to come along not in his own vehicle. there was no trace of him being here. and of course, the campsite was apparently a dead spot of cellphone service.
Catguy, Clean, Dark, Murder, No-Yiff, Predator/Prey, Rabbit, Werefox, Werewolf
I had to drive back into town and have people stare at me like i'm a retard"
fox took the tiny cone, staring before mentally shrugging and started to lick at it. its taste contradicted his mood.
Fox, Humor, Love, M/M, Wolf
So they're just being retarded now." she said.
"okay so it doesn't have any grudges... that's good i guess..." i said.
"well we don't know that for sure." cammy said.
Fanfiction, Pikachu, Pokemon
"but i also can spur or retard the change." shanon adds. "the latter is a technique you most likely will not learn, hunter--though fortune favor you if you do. it's certainly a rare thing to need to do.
Fantasy, Fox, Kitsune, Shota, Transformation, Werefox, Young Love