Junior Year: The End
"are you shitting me?" "nah, i'm serious he- damnit, brent, you just wanted to drive so you could do that, didn't you?" i had driven the car into some explosive barrels and killed us both in-game. so he had a right to be pissed.
Henry Rider and the NuYu Prescription: SAMPLE
It was evaporating quicky, just like the body, but it still smelled like moldy gym socks that had been eaten and pooped out by a catfish. "what...the hell...just happened?" ethan asked, just as surprised as i was.
Gap Year: Jake's Soup
"you've gotta be shitting me," i said, staring in disbelief. "i'm not. this is real." jake grabbed a hold and posed for a picture. turns out, he wasn't crazy, nor lying. there really is a platform 9 3/4 at king's cross station.
Amber Silverblood: Silverpack, Bonus Chapter: Halloween
"if a bear poops in the woods and there's no one to smell it, does it still stink?" "what?" "the answer is yes, because the bear that pooped it would be there to smell it." "that doesn't make any sense." "amber, it makes _all_ the sense."
The Wings of Fire Pee On An Electric Fence Challenge
Then unable to make another move, he collapsed onto his side, completely pooped out (or perhaps we should've used another word here, because pooping is for another fanfic.)
Dispersal of the Prince
shitting, pissing, marking your territory. bringing this to an intellectual level does nothing to hide it. you are animals. what i do is not to reverse your development.
Saddled
A bull could lift twice our weight, but that doesn't mean i don't see them shitting the breeze with other cattle. the clock reads past ten when i feel it's time for bed, so i do what dishes i care for and get myself comfy. no robe, a light top.
CH32
_ _ _ "aaahhh...that felt good.", the hyena vendor laughed as she finished shitting down zira's throat. "defecating into lioness maws is one of my favorite hobbies, thanks for letting me use yours!"
Life in the Apocalypse Origins: Harry
You're shitting me, right?" the scientist only smiled at my reaction. "no, harry, i shit you not. i actually have your file right here, and i can tell you exactly what to expect out of your new body."
When baby's gro Wangs bruh
18/8 would rate agan matee a long tim ago dere was a baby and it was a very fat baby the baby was so fat tat da baby pooped a lot den 1 day da baby grew wangs also known as super wings so da baby plea of into da sunset until the world grew arms
{Pokémon/Babyfur} Bothersome Babysitting (1/2)
"you pooped your pants already, pichu?"
Hurricane Kim Chapter 9
One lost his left leg, the other will be shitting into a bag for the rest of his life, cops got 'em both locked to their cots pending trial last time i seen 'em.