Tai's Adventure in Diaperhood

"i-i would sniff it, lick it, sniff your farts, and eat your poop." tai said with a little bit of satisfaction having being able to confess his feelings to agumon.

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Inter-Dimensional Farm Story, Part 1: Introduction

As the boy followed him, the dog proceeded to fart a bunch of airy, silent ones that he could feel on his entire upper body, like walking behind a very stinky fan.

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Be Careful What You Wish For: Chapter III

Before his mother can ask what's wrong, a small fart from richard answers her question, and she giggles lots. " aww, am i gonna have myself a little stinker soon?

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Emo Wolf and The Enemy Neighbor

\*farts then sniffs the fart\* mmmmm cherry enemy: \*looks at emo wolf with his mouth open\* but... emo wolf: what is my butt gonna get big from tht pie?!?!?!?!?!? enemy: no your butts fine...

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Yajinn's Playful Antics

Soon, he farts on everyone. the noxious fumes spread all over the town, not that everyone minded. everyone had a good whiff of that gas. soon, he starts eating truckloads of falafels, getting rather fat. "there's more where that came from."

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A Day in the Life of a Vulpix (unoffical title, vore story) Part 1

Vulpix said as she got up and took some steps towards the exit, letting out a fart. "no! please don't go! do you want another belly rub?" rattata replied. vulpix stopped, turning her head back to look at him as she farted again. "well?

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Lonely Oak Chapter 19

I should've left a note rather than being a fart-head." she slapped his arm gently. "you weren't being a fart-head you were being nice," she grumbled guiltily. he rolled his eyes, "yeah, well..."

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Jon Mahon Thanksgiving

And jumped on his desk and farted while dancing. that was illegal. after the pizza josh read "the jon mahon chronicles" to the class and everyone loved it but then he read "obamastory" which got him in a huge amount of trouble.

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Police Dog, Part 1: Arrest

This was a mistake, because it caused the dog to respond with what must have been the longest, wettest fart in the history of the universe.

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A Crappy Day

The dung beetle shouted, the smell of fart and... musk? was in the air. he struggled and tried to hold his breathe. it was useless. the bug was done for. he was suffocating. the damn bull is a bitch and a dick.

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"The Thin Line," Part GG

\*\*\*\*\* Morning roll-call was read off for Thorn Platoon. Remarkably, with the obvious exceptions of Lt. Kedgeay and Sgt. Crater, attendance was consistently very good. Some of this may have been a matter of morale, as the payment the squaddies...

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An Old Story - a war story of unreality

Following this, gunner farted, zip cursed, driver slid back into his position and punched the engine's start button several times and loader threw up from the stench.

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