Like my grandpappy always said:
"Its all shits and giggles until some one giggles and shits."
Holy shit guys!!
I return! Its been a while, and i have a lot to tell. So! We finally got out of the horrible situation we were in. We're in a much better place right now. Ill explain more later, when i have wifi
Death Monologue
You. The one with the lungs. There. Clutching so tightly to a screen. Staring blankly as I stare, as I talk to you. i The fallen people, walking under me. The fallen walking forever In circles around my throne, in circles around...
same shit different day
"finally, this shit is done." he said lifting up the piece of paper and grinning at it. he looked at his watch and saw that it was midnight.
Junior Year: Oh... Shit
"shit, you're right." "damn right i am!" i screamed. jake looked uneasy. "fuck... what can we do?" "that's the thing -- we can't do anything!" that was what hurt the most, knowing my helplessness. i lean against the wall and slump down.
Zombie apocalypse: chapter 4
"shit" red muttered as noticed that everyone in his group had rifles with laser sights aimed at them. bernard noticed too, and continued forward "what the hell is going on, lower your weapons or i'll do it.
The Day And Life Of An Umbreon-Chapter 4
Jeez (Ok I admit I say jeez a lot sorry) Chapter 4. Oh by the way im introduceing a new character, just saying he is my other best friend James. I honestly do not know if im going to include yiff in this story, I might do I might not but if I do it...
Part 7
Austin stared at the keypad in disbelief. Whatever transaction was going on warranted security measures beyond a group of thugs. He smiled to himself, the effects of the drugs let his brain work at full mental capacity. Working his claws around the...
Painful Squirting to Remember- Cookie Run
He choked up a few remains and then continued to shit. the shit began to come out faster and it slowly got bigger. as it got worse, he was slowly feeling better.
How I got To San Andreas (well almost there)
\*jim and reuben jump out of the dodge and run towards the semi keeping there heads down as automatic fire rips up the ground around them\* sylvr: shit shit shit shit shit shit... \* reaches truck only to have an mp5 shoved in his face\*
The Fox, The Rat and The Metal Beast
My first attempt at a story, this is an prologue. yeha i know it sucks, go easy on me. i know its shit, theres lotsa spelling errors and its just a draft mostly.
A Crappy Day
Then he crossed them and added, "besides, i was rolling the poo-poo-" "it's called shit. or scat. or-" "i know!" the small creature shouted, sending the small pieces of poo (excuse me, shit/scat/poop/poo-poo/fecal matter) out of his mouth.