History in the Making
No time to worry about straight-boy dingos. until the following wednesday. i rolled up to the building door, picked up my longboard, and walked through the doors; across the lobby, into the classroom.
Roll Call
"i'll bet, hun," catherine coos as she slinks over to gundolf and practically presses herself into him with the almost mandatory grind that elicits the typical straight male response.
Savior: part 1/3
Evan rolled his eyes saying, "oh you mean like that beefy grey furred lion karmakat did with that heterosexual guy?"
Rods and Cones
He'd only ever heard straight men reveal the scores of some of their sports games with this kind of level of reverence.
WHAT ABOUT HIS GIRLFRIEND!
He couldn't think of a good reason why a straight guy would accept having his girlfriend acting a beard to someone... their way of thinking couldn't be that different, no? "well, because this way i'm chasing away any possible rivals."
A Failed Duty - Chapter 8
That leaves the remaining pool of unmarried, non-heterosexual males, which includes you. you love anubis. ergo you will consent, if anubis wants you to marry him.
A New Life in a New Body: Meeting Zeta Squad v2
Shaking his head klaw said "no, every straight guy wants to get between a hot girl's legs, all definitions of hot varying." "maybe we should head into another room and get to know each other better." lisa said.
Oh, College: The Morning After
Wesha seemed willfully ignorant of the fact that as she bent over to clean under their kitchen table, a closet lesbian and her straight-guy friend were taking turns admiring the picturesque view of her fine ass, before looking away when the other took
School Crush : Chapter 3
God, it was hard to do, but to the best of my ability i kept on the same "straight guy" mask that i had put on every day for so very long. "well... here we are," jack said, with a somewhat saddened sigh.
Vagabond - Chapter 2
"what, scared you gonna lose gay chicken to a straight guy?" "he's probably gay himself!" "no, i know he's not gay. he's actually a bit of a homophobe." "and he lives with-" "scared you gonna lose to a homophobe?!" "god dammit!"
A Teenage Kangaroo's Dilema
"i mean maybe i guess tim is pretty hot, but a straight guy can call another straight guy hot, that is totally fine. girls, do it." lucas talked to himself with quivering reassurance. "hell i am not gay, the worst i could be is bi."
Writer-Fazed
I say in my nonchalant straight guy voice which probably sounds weak from my recent cold. the black wolf was dressed pretty conservatively for a somewhat casual event. it's almost as if he was going to church.