Anequina
The people of anequina deal a lot with the trade and economy of elsweyr, with the people of pelletine aiding, by selling their moonsugar cane to the north, who refine it and send it elsewhere, no pun intended.
In Case of Reuniting
"look would drill you over that" wes said, and the three cackled over the pun. "but seriously, where is he?" cedric asked. "ssad pride wasn't really his thing" kieran shook his head, "he's gonna meet us after when we go to get burgers.
haven history, well, most of it
Some time later, a vampire by the name of clair undertones, (i know, its a bad pun, but thats the name she chose) came across it on the run from a set of hunters, she escaped in the catacombs beneath the church and began to look around after the hunters
Who Can Tell
I can measure you in the seconds of a hug and count you by the little shapes on my valentines card, or by the laughing breaths after my best pun. and who even are you? an ugly, four-letter syllable that no one wants to hear.
Chapter 2: The Cash Miltank Case
As the inside joke in the title may suggest, i am very punny, and we finally get a look at the case. a little comic relief before we get to the mystery stuff, which begins on the next chapter.
Furfood
"and that pun was awful, too," i said. "ah, don't lie - you loved it." rupert beamed. "i love puns." "i just... don't understand," i said. "sounds like you need to let go," rupert repeated for the third time.
Sneak Preview: Chapter One
"i do believe i am the deer friend here," he retorted, denise rolling her eyes at the horrendous pun, "and i am going on date for your information." he sniffed with mock injury, tucking his wallet away into his back pocket.
Sheepish (Pundamentals 2)
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Band Changelings Part 2
Chrysalis pauses for a moment and then states "great, now i'm making puns..." when she finally arrives, all the changelings are just standing around shouting "blah, blah, blah" to sound like incoherent conversation.
As I Lay Drowning (Abridged)
Action will begin write away,(aren't i punny?) i write full stories but i just want a small drabble. quick info: claustro has been adopted by an abusive owner and was kept in a small cage for years.
At the Airport
I shouldn't laugh this way, keeping a straight face, but her pun was awesome._ "okay, that's a great one... ha-ha... phew... but seriously, we must respect those people, 'cause it's really honorable as choice."
F. - Chapter Seven (Initial Draft)
Felix was shrieking with laughter at the puns. it was too much. his sides were aching, his eyes watering. this dog knew how to make him laugh.