Rock Lane Tavern
Not much to this; it was intended to be a picture through words, and a way to flesh out myself as a rat (no pun intended). musty with the smell of smoke and spilled beer, the bar is lit primarily by the orange-red fluorescents in the windows.
Twisted Night: Chapter 11
But you took to it like fish to water. " to repay his pun she softly smacked him on the cheek. "no puns." "and _you're_ allowed to?" he snickered, trying to smack at her back but she was already beyond his grasp. "hey!"
Buff and Fluff vs the Muscelid Menace
"since i refuse to say your name as it's a freaking pun, i'm just going to say you. you are going down, you." buff sprung into action, his feline agility only marginally hampered by his musculature.
Lamp Chat
**Lamp Chat** By: DankeDonuts [https://dankedonuts.sofurry.com/](https://dankedonuts.sofurry.com/) **_ELITE\_EFR33T_** has entered the conversation. **ELITE\_EFR33T:** Back. **ALASSIN:** Hey. **THEBLUECRUSADER:** WB ...
A trainer's Story [29]
Hopefully, no pun was intended here, because, the last time he attempted to 'ride' typhlosion, things had almost ended up a disaster with guilt and plenty of beat-the-crap-out threats from lucario.
Stay the Horse
Forget it, got enough of those in the sci-fi market to choke a horse, pardon the pun. we're not interested, but thank him for his time. peter sinnic chief editor, malfeasance * * * dear mr.
Kinktober 2024 ~ Feet of Power
Also i had basically no issue coming up with a title for this one, and it made me realize that while i'm running out of pun titles for several subjects, the realm of pawplay is still ripe for the picking. (and ripe for the licking?) but anyway!
What No One Else Can See
"moby fucking dick and every bad pun you could imagine to go along with it," he told me as if seeing in any case. "christ i wish we could smoke down here. the nicotine gum just doesn't cut it."
World building for the Undertale AU
"nice pun, bro." "i, the great papyrus, made a pun? oh, how i hate today." "you made two, actually." "nyeh! i did not!" "a young goat is called a 'kid', bro. that makes two."
A Day of Prayer
This story is mostly for bad puns and writing practice. this is my first time writing something longer than like three paragraphs, haha, so it's probably terrible. don't take it too seriously.
Pokemorph Virus: Infection
Kat couldn't help but give a small chuckle at the pun while shuppet simply gave a small glare to him. "oh i dunno, ghosts often pull pranks like that so it might've had no reason at all. then again, you never can tell..."
Dreams: Chapter 3
"alright alright i'm done with the puns. are we in the kitchen yet? the smell is intoxicating and i'm starting to feel feral."