Astral High - Chapter 11
"oh, it's a pun." "yeah. and it was cool at first, but i was so glad when sapphire got sick of it. well, more like had a melt down about memorizing stuff i didn't even know.
Poem: Double Life (of depression)
And of course the lame furry pun! fill my heart with childlike joy! no longer am i the sad little boy! they open my heart to love unknown i can feel it seep into dry bone. now an animal costume, being sewn.
Gorthorn: Chapter 9: Difficult Cases
The spider clapped a hand over his mouth and tried not to chuckle at the pun, but did anyway. the wolf looked on in confusion.
Chapter 5
"and, you can feel free to pun all you like, you're very punny." "i do have a pen and paper. and the pun is, 'that's not how you use a dragonbreath attack!' so, who are you planning on showing off to?"
#deep (Pundamentals #1)
. :3 i had told kaily, the runner of this contest, that i would bite and try out making puns. if this is not good enough... ... oh well. there is four more weeks me thinks and i would be able to submit two more before then. xp geez, am i late.
The gold of paradise
Veledar is a big scaly red, inflated with an pride but so endearing (puns ?!)).
In Case of Reuniting
"look would drill you over that" wes said, and the three cackled over the pun. "but seriously, where is he?" cedric asked. "ssad pride wasn't really his thing" kieran shook his head, "he's gonna meet us after when we go to get burgers.
Masseustela (Pundamental #2)
Ok, so i can't claim to have written this pun, but when i saw it yesterday in a comment on a get fuzzy comic strip i couldn't resist writing a 2nd really quick story for the back to pundamentals contest.
Anequina
The people of anequina deal a lot with the trade and economy of elsweyr, with the people of pelletine aiding, by selling their moonsugar cane to the north, who refine it and send it elsewhere, no pun intended.
Who Can Tell
I can measure you in the seconds of a hug and count you by the little shapes on my valentines card, or by the laughing breaths after my best pun. and who even are you? an ugly, four-letter syllable that no one wants to hear.
haven history, well, most of it
Some time later, a vampire by the name of clair undertones, (i know, its a bad pun, but thats the name she chose) came across it on the run from a set of hunters, she escaped in the catacombs beneath the church and began to look around after the hunters
Chapter 2: The Cash Miltank Case
As the inside joke in the title may suggest, i am very punny, and we finally get a look at the case. a little comic relief before we get to the mystery stuff, which begins on the next chapter.