Dante's Awakening. Chapter 4
"you look and talk constantly as if i am your next target, and your sense of humour has something to be desired and could be misconstrued by those not able to interpret it.
Dante's Awakening. Chapter 3
Chapter 3 Dante awoke the next morning tied uncomfortably to a tree. _'Figures...That crazy bitch must still want something from me,'_ he thought, though how the fuck she had managed to move his huge body on her own he had no idea. The stallion that...
Lost with Life Chapter 4
Link let out a brief yell as he quickly stumbled back, but when he saw what startled him, he felt embarrassed. He saw a sort of floating imp, clearly female, and wearing nothing but a large smile on her face. She did however appear to have some sort of...
Dixon and Jakar's Time Alone
Rei: i wouldn't wait for them... they may be 'getting it on' pikx: and you said 'i' had to work on my humour... _jakar still can't move her head from where it is._ dixon: i wonder what she meant by that? jakar: about what?
Gutpunch 8 The fall and rise of Raeder Non-Applicable and the critters of Brin
Outlaw Planet A wolf yelled out from the back alleys. The town of Brin, although relatively small, had quickly increased its populace due to a boom in trade and the town itself made for an excellent middle stop for passing merchants from the East to...
Gutpunch 9: kicking the bull by the balls; or the prisoner's lesson in humilty
It was a pleasant morning. Xurdon and Atilus had camped out in a valley near a creek. Naturally, when Xurd woke up, Atilus had already left, doing whatever it is that wizards do. Xurd was not all too surprised. He kicked the bear they had wrestled a...
My roommate's a werebeast
We've all had our weird share of roommates. When I moved in with my roommate, I had no idea how odd it was going to be. My roommate's weird. You ever have a roommate who liked to walk around the house nude? Mine does. \*The narrator walks into find...
Chapter 1: The Raid
In fight or flight mode, little remained of the well humoured wolf from minutes before. it looked like he had never muttered a joke in his life.
Choose your own path Pt5
Someone clearly has a mean humour around here. but soon your thoughts of the bridge are vanished by something else.
The Wizard's chamber
The wizard sat upon his throne, the air still think with opium smoke. Although the drug was wearing off, he still possessed the numbness of mind, which all arcane seekers cherished. Time started slowly moving again. Empty headed, he stood up and...
Ander - Chapter 3, Subchapter 3
humour was never this tribe's strong suit. knowing he didn't have much time, ander swept the crowd from one end to the other with his eyes, drinking in all the information he could as fast as possible.
Jared and Gnat - Part Three - Introspection
This was jared's sense of humour. well, he'd either laugh or he'd die, and he isn't quite ready for the latter yet. jared was fucked in every sense of the word. jared collapsed back onto the mattress and reminisced.