Dante's Awakening. Chapter 4
"you look and talk constantly as if i am your next target, and your sense of humour has something to be desired and could be misconstrued by those not able to interpret it.
The amazing escape
* * * * * * I was 9:00 in the morning, class starts, we as per usual start talking some book I really don't give a fuck about and write something paragraph on it, the clock ticks to 9:10 We start back at the book, why?, because school fucking sucks...
Dante's Awakening. Chapter 3
Chapter 3 Dante awoke the next morning tied uncomfortably to a tree. _'Figures...That crazy bitch must still want something from me,'_ he thought, though how the fuck she had managed to move his huge body on her own he had no idea. The stallion that...
Chapter 4: Beguile at Farpoint
> “_Things are not always what they seem, the first appearance deceives many. The intelligence of a few perceives what has been carefully hidden.”_ > _- Phaedrus_ Thom had first world problems in the worst possible way. And this was amplified by...
FInally, the roof!
This is ment to be humourous, at best. enjoy. oh.. and no sex, obviously._ "whooo... too many.. stairs.." huffed the fat pyromancer, gluttony. he no longer appeared as a walking corpse.
Dead On Arrival
"Santa Claus Is Coming to Town" is © J. Fred Coots and Haven Gillespie (Fun fact: It was first sung on Eddie Cantor's radio show in November 1934.) On the 26th of December Santa Claus, the great big jolly Polar Bear, arrived home...
Cinnamon 11: Lost and Found
Cinnamon's tail-tip flicked with anxiety. She was leading Sabine along a lane on the village outskirts, both of them wearing simple pullovers and dark jeans, a small pack slung over the dog's shoulder. What had her on edge was that neither of them had...
The Micro Editor
It was a rather dark and stormy night in the wonderful land of Oz. That was when the rather suspicious looking airplane flew over. It seemed to be in distress, trying to find some place to land. Any airplane that managed to fly over the marvelous land...
Chapter one
I might have also detected just a little humour there, as well, ms. alexeyeva." she smiled nervously; it came out like more of a toothy grin due to her muzzle.
mercenaries short 2 - an unprofessional diagnosis
#3 of mercenaries some swearing and minor violence after the mysterious events surrounding sooty, mable gives her thoughts on the situation second attempt at writing, first attempt at humour and banter feedback welcome as i'd like to try bigger written projects
Chapter One
**Chapter One** My introduction to the Guild had plentiful fuel for a perfect storm of cringe-inducing embarrassment. I'd just stepped out of my bathroom, my fur still matted with damp and heavily rumpled from the tips of my tall ears to the end of...
Gutpunch 7: Revenge of the financial deficit
-Thank you, come again. - Brona said as he closed the door behind his customer. Brona turned and slammed his back to the door, slowly slumping down to the floor. -Everything alright, boss? - Tugg asked, not raising his eyes from the newspaper. It...