Immortal - Chapter 1
Despite the eternal cold haunting him, he was always smiling, always ready to place one of his numerous puns in every conversation as soon as he had the chance. my mother was... different. she was a tall white fox with piercing green eyes.
Darren and Travis' first story
Travis: he did punched me first, so there you have a reason to pun- darren: no, just no, you made him angry, even if that's hard, you really think is funny that someone comes and tells you can't do a thing that you have been doing with love all your life,
A Strange Day Out
You may think that some of my other puns are terrible, but those are nothing compared to this. etc.... so there was this rabbit.
Love Is Surreal
He knew that i hated puns that had to do with me being a coyote. "co-yo-te, what's up?" or "don't be so coy-ote," or "i'm not trying to coyo-tease you," which all bothered me but i let spencer get away with it.
Leaders and Lovers - Chapter 1
The smooth, monotone female voice made michael freeze, no pun intended. he glanced all around, looking for where the voice had come from. he realized it was the ship's ai. he also realized he was leaning against the window.
High Tail High, Chapter 1: New Beginnings
Now he had to adjust to this rathole, excuse the pun for those furries out there with rodent ancestory. another groan, and he helped his 'father' take the furniture and let the tigers have their brake.
Chapter One
._ i turn the light strolling into a fast jog as i try to get home before the rain clouds make me wet, no pun intended. from what i can understand, i'm within a mile from my house.
Chapter Two – The Hangout
We're on our first date, and i wanted to show him my usual hangouts, no pun intended. not very lively tonight, is it?" vladimir shook his head, "must be out doing...personal things.
Wasteland Survivor – War - ch33
I giggled at his pun and sheathed the daggers in my belt. "thanks old man." i said, "i don't suppose its too much to ask, but could you keep an eye on lylianna, her cubs, and mine?" i asked him.
Wasteland Survivor – Aftermath - ch10
I groaned at the pun and he took advantage by lever me off, "yeah, thanks to the boss we all got through that hell and came back the other side." "the boss?" i asked, lost in the conversation.
Raspberry Line Chapter 22
He needed someone to lean on, someone to confide in; not hokey food puns. emeral hadn't ever done that before, didn't know what to say or what to do. but she saw it once, and knew just who to ask for help.
Partners in Crime - Rebellion (1)
Partially a pun, lyther quickly completed his counter and dispatched the bandit "thank you, my friend!"