A Strange Day Out
You may think that some of my other puns are terrible, but those are nothing compared to this. etc.... so there was this rabbit.
Love Is Surreal
He knew that i hated puns that had to do with me being a coyote. "co-yo-te, what's up?" or "don't be so coy-ote," or "i'm not trying to coyo-tease you," which all bothered me but i let spencer get away with it.
Leaders and Lovers - Chapter 1
The smooth, monotone female voice made michael freeze, no pun intended. he glanced all around, looking for where the voice had come from. he realized it was the ship's ai. he also realized he was leaning against the window.
High Tail High, Chapter 1: New Beginnings
Now he had to adjust to this rathole, excuse the pun for those furries out there with rodent ancestory. another groan, and he helped his 'father' take the furniture and let the tigers have their brake.
Chapter One
._ i turn the light strolling into a fast jog as i try to get home before the rain clouds make me wet, no pun intended. from what i can understand, i'm within a mile from my house.
Chapter Two – The Hangout
We're on our first date, and i wanted to show him my usual hangouts, no pun intended. not very lively tonight, is it?" vladimir shook his head, "must be out doing...personal things.
Wasteland Survivor – War - ch33
I giggled at his pun and sheathed the daggers in my belt. "thanks old man." i said, "i don't suppose its too much to ask, but could you keep an eye on lylianna, her cubs, and mine?" i asked him.
Wasteland Survivor – Aftermath - ch10
I groaned at the pun and he took advantage by lever me off, "yeah, thanks to the boss we all got through that hell and came back the other side." "the boss?" i asked, lost in the conversation.
Raspberry Line Chapter 22
He needed someone to lean on, someone to confide in; not hokey food puns. emeral hadn't ever done that before, didn't know what to say or what to do. but she saw it once, and knew just who to ask for help.
Prologue and Chapter One - Saturday
Its pink ceramic face read "i c43h66n12o12s2c8h10n4o2," a cumbersome but still humorous pun to the chem major. she picked up the mug and downed the rest of the now-lukewarm beverage. the cocoa was still quite palatable to the self-admitted chocoholic.
Fluffed Up
He was sure there was a joke or pun he could make here and- boop! "meow!" but calex would not be ignored. the kitten was demanding of attention, and clearly wanted to play with the freshly regressed and feralized jackalope.
[Commission] Diaperstuck: Eridan: Get stuck
And her fish puns don't really jive with you all that much at the moment. "----eridan, do you miss me?" "wwhat? me? miss you? that's a laugh!" you say as you let out a fake laugh. "wwhy? you havve something in mind?"