Easter Short
Aiden stared up at enigma, jaw dropped as if someone had told him that the jelly beans he so loved were pooped out by magical leprechauns.
Encyclopedia Transmania - Ch I: Forewarning
He had few options available, short of bull-shitting an entire research paper, and miss liv had an extremely low tolerance for his debauchery. thoughts of repeating bio swirled in his head like a vicious whirlpool.
The man on the Bus, Under the hat
Do you understand", the fox, so bloody terrified, responses in a yes by the way of shitting himself, an evil chuckle from the man precedes the harsh sadistic whisper of "goood" from his throat.
The Long Haul: Chapter 1
There was a chicken wire fence, but they found ways to get out and end up in people's yards and shitting everywhere. i sat down on a dry rock next to the creek and slipped off my shoes. i didn't like getting my whole body wet, but my toes were fine.
To Know When to Fold 'em
"are you shitting me warren?" flick complained and grit his teeth, "i must have come close to giving myself an aneurysm doing that!" "no no no, what i mean is that you should do it again because that's clearly good practice." "huh?"
Henry Rider: Clown Hunter, Chapter Seventeen
"they do if you just pooped on it," i insisted. "henry, that's gross!" he scooted away from me. "oh, come on!" i said, shaking him by the shoulder. "it was funny!" "if that's what you need to think, then fine."
041 - The Fool pt.01
Except wait no, she realises she is pooped and feels like she has to preform it somewhat to her non-existent audience. so with a big stretch and yawn she sits on the stairs, despite her room being mere seconds away.
Don't Stop Believin'-Chapter 5
You've got to be shitting me! i walked, taking fast strides and then just to calm my nerves, i started to sing the only song i could think of in a place like this. i started to sing 'like a rolling stone' by bob dylan.
*Story Commission* The Tables Have Turned
It took a few minutes since gus had not pooped in his pants since he was a toddler but he managed to fill the back of his diaper with that afternoons lunch. gus then went and plopped down next to kyle on the couch. "what are you doing?
Daryk and Kain
"one of them pooped," daryk said in his meekest voice. for some reason his father normally relented when daryk appeared to act weak and scared, which he was... just not as much as he acted. his father liked to make him scared and small.
Nyandemic Story, pt. 4
Between the nightmare nicole had conjured living rent-free in my brain and parker's insistence on getting within coughing distance, i was now a twitchy, addled mess, on top of being physically pooped-out from the shoulder-strain and all-around _drained
Preying on the Past - Ch. 1 Bridging Two Worlds
"you gotta be shitting me." a/n - please read and review. i plan on having more of both this and monster somewhat shortly.