It was a year ago November, as near as I remember
Imagine you're a tourist, farting around town, seeing the sights in a new city and suddenly the ground starts shaking, it's an earthquake.
Scott's Remote | Chapter 17
His fight soon became futile, as the pressure rapidly increased to a point of significant discomfort, and with a soft farting noise, the contents of his bowels ballooned into his thick padding.
Legacy 04
Now here's the interesting part, when i got back, the old fart was dead, decapitated and sliced in half, a cleaner cut could not be possible.
{Pokémon/Babyfur} Pikachu's Diapered Days
Chase farts loudly as he pushes a large and smelly turd into his diaper, causing a prominent bulge to form in the back.
Scott's Remote | Chapter 6
Releasing a loud fart he felt his stomach gurgle as the pressure on his bowels suddenly grew urgent. scott clutched his stomach, and before he knew it he was leaning forward and and raising his tail.
Problems of a Distraught Cub - Intro p.1
He's just a jibber-jabber old fart of a monkey, and needs to retire already.
Blake's Daily Life: A New Day (Redone)
Blake answered, just as he was exiting the door, however, as soon as stepped out, he heard a loud farting noise coming from his foot. he stepped on something. he looks down, sees a carefully placed whoopee cushion.
Request: The baby-maker.
After all, mary's contract covered all risks of testing machinery from epilepsy to brain farts. "mooommma!" the puma shouted, dribbling over the jaguar's shoulder.
Waiting On The Storm - Thursday Writing Prompt
"i'm not certain," he whispered, "that anyone needs an old fart like me." "dad," she said, "i need you." tears filled her eyes. "please, i need you. please don't do this."
Raiyev Part 13
Brad paused, frowning as he recalled the early morning's events. "...with what that old fart of a horse did to you today, i guess it's up to me to put bread on our table. at least for a while."
Relative Beginnings
"the answer is yes, i have, and it's rather wonderful, unless you're inherently allergic to horse farts."
Semper Amare
Hunter was fast asleep and snoring loudly, occasional bursting with flatulence and muttering some gibberish he would turn over and settle in his rack.