Henry Rider: Clown Hunter, Chapter Five
The old fart had a point. not that i planned on telling him that, but still... "i won't tell the council that you left him behind today," he said, turning to leave. "but only this once. understand?" i sighed. "yes, master." "good."
Chapter 2- Crystalia’s Tale
"come on, you annoying little fart, eat." crimsa says through gritted teeth, trying to act calm as her facade begins to crumble after three or four attempts being rendered unsuccessful.
It was a year ago November, as near as I remember
Imagine you're a tourist, farting around town, seeing the sights in a new city and suddenly the ground starts shaking, it's an earthquake.
{Pokémon/Babyfur} Pikachu's Diapered Days
Chase farts loudly as he pushes a large and smelly turd into his diaper, causing a prominent bulge to form in the back.
Problems of a Distraught Cub - Intro p.1
He's just a jibber-jabber old fart of a monkey, and needs to retire already.
Blake's Daily Life: A New Day (Redone)
Blake answered, just as he was exiting the door, however, as soon as stepped out, he heard a loud farting noise coming from his foot. he stepped on something. he looks down, sees a carefully placed whoopee cushion.
Waiting On The Storm - Thursday Writing Prompt
"i'm not certain," he whispered, "that anyone needs an old fart like me." "dad," she said, "i need you." tears filled her eyes. "please, i need you. please don't do this."
Raiyev Part 13
Brad paused, frowning as he recalled the early morning's events. "...with what that old fart of a horse did to you today, i guess it's up to me to put bread on our table. at least for a while."
Request: The baby-maker.
After all, mary's contract covered all risks of testing machinery from epilepsy to brain farts. "mooommma!" the puma shouted, dribbling over the jaguar's shoulder.
Scott's Remote | Chapter 6
Releasing a loud fart he felt his stomach gurgle as the pressure on his bowels suddenly grew urgent. scott clutched his stomach, and before he knew it he was leaning forward and and raising his tail.
Relative Beginnings
"the answer is yes, i have, and it's rather wonderful, unless you're inherently allergic to horse farts."
Marks Little Brother 4
As mark ran he felt a little wet fart come out "please no not no i'm almost there" mark was a few feet away ontill owen came out his to see what was taking mark so long, mark tried to stop but couldn't he was going to fast.