The day just gets better.....
Shit that **_actually_** happens to me, pretty much daily and things that always make me wonder and laugh. The Daily Life of Insanity.... Me: \*Walks down the hallway headed to my locker and stops as I hear my name being called by one of my...
A Fox, a Dog and a Raven - Chapter 1 (Home Coming - Part 1)
"pervy sage taught me a lot!" "hey! how many times do i have to tell you stop calling me that!" jiraiya yelled, the older mans long, spiky, white hair flailing through the air. "call you what pervy sage?"
A Good Joke
"quit making my tail fondle your kitten stuff, ya pervy nerd." melissa grabbed the last book and straightened up again, her tail dropping back down. she took her backpack off the hook, and crammed all her textbooks into it before turning around.
Don't You Get It?
So did pervy things, like telling you i liked 'brotherly' stories on sites like sofurry, or what i could ask, like whether or not my 'big brother' could teach me things i knew nothing about._ _a few months later, as we talk, you tell me that you had
TheFurryParable Ch.7
Danny says with a pervy smile. the molestercat was currently wearing a loincloth, and nothing to cover up the milkyways.
Meeting a Pornstar from Heaven
Both the pervy and not pervy kind. every season the school holds a seasonal ball corresponding to it, and this is going to be the season end ball for summer. knowing my friend here he is not going with anybody.
Lonely Oak Chapter 58
"you pervy little jerk," she said with her slap, neither done with any amount of ferocity, more like with tolerance.
A new beginning part 2
You have been warned you pervy fur's!
[SFW] Squirrely Days #005 - Yineh
Yineh: being as pervy as i want to be! \*defeated sigh\* that's not true... it's really just spending time around people i care about. at least nowadays.
Final Space: Requests of a Ventrexian Part 2
What i was gonna say before that italian thing occurred to me- y'know voc, if i wanted to be pervy," the catlike one stiffened. “-i coulda insisted on doing the handshake ritual naked, as usual." the other man loosened somewhat.
Lament of the Moon S&H - Ch.09: Revelations - Ep02
You pervy fiend! three-foot-rule!" hazard griped at the naughty lion's fondling, even feeling him grinding too closely into his rear. "that rule doesn't count when there are clothes involved!"
Mewtwo and Lucario
_ **the end** _ _ **author's notes:** _ _ **i am refraining from the 'love scenes' to try and lower my perviness. so for all you people who thought this was gonna lead to sex, find another story cause this one ends at the start of some!