The day just gets better.....
Shit that **_actually_** happens to me, pretty much daily and things that always make me wonder and laugh. The Daily Life of Insanity.... Me: \*Walks down the hallway headed to my locker and stops as I hear my name being called by one of my...
A Fox, a Dog and a Raven - Chapter 1 (Home Coming - Part 1)
"pervy sage taught me a lot!" "hey! how many times do i have to tell you stop calling me that!" jiraiya yelled, the older mans long, spiky, white hair flailing through the air. "call you what pervy sage?"
[SFW] Squirrely Days #005 - Yineh
Yineh: being as pervy as i want to be! \*defeated sigh\* that's not true... it's really just spending time around people i care about. at least nowadays.
Ep9-The third heist-The Tamers of shadow
It was the club of lust owned by the rich club owner johnny blight a sleesy pervy rat who has been terrorizing people for ages. one battle later the next monarch and castle was taken down but nathan was actually panicking over where shade was. "...."
[SFW] Squirrelly Days #001 - Kion
Yineh: but also don't be shy about being pervy yourself. we are rammu after all. one of the major perks to the job is instant union benefits.
Don't You Get It?
So did pervy things, like telling you i liked 'brotherly' stories on sites like sofurry, or what i could ask, like whether or not my 'big brother' could teach me things i knew nothing about._ _a few months later, as we talk, you tell me that you had
Lament of the Moon S&H - Ch.09: Revelations - Ep02
You pervy fiend! three-foot-rule!" hazard griped at the naughty lion's fondling, even feeling him grinding too closely into his rear. "that rule doesn't count when there are clothes involved!"
Amber Silverblood: Chapter Fifty One
_if he gives you trouble, you can break his every bone in his pervy body._ "this is a nice day," he said, idly waving his hand around. "yep," i replied. "really freaking nice day." "uh huh." "that's a nice bit of cash you got there."
Meeting a Pornstar from Heaven
Both the pervy and not pervy kind. every season the school holds a seasonal ball corresponding to it, and this is going to be the season end ball for summer. knowing my friend here he is not going with anybody.
Lament of the Moon S&H - Ch.10: Mall Brawl - Ep02
She asked them again and made them snap out of their pervy envisions. "yes ma'am! count me in!" panja gladly accepted without a second thought. "great! thanks, panja!" rinami happily exclaimed and waited for hazard's answer.
Presto - Chapter 3
"he was pervy man. he got up real close and slurred, 'are you a beautiful little boy, or a beautiful little girl?' he was either drunk, or crazy, or both!" wide-eyed, arden barked a laugh. "no!! oh man, i'm sorry i missed that!!"
Mewtwo and Lucario
_ **the end** _ _ **author's notes:** _ _ **i am refraining from the 'love scenes' to try and lower my perviness. so for all you people who thought this was gonna lead to sex, find another story cause this one ends at the start of some!