An Epitaph for Vitch

An epitaph for vitch by foxpiper here lie the remains of a vermin named vitch, a mean-spirited rat who would spy and snitch; from a bolas he choked, until he finally croaked; no longer quivering amongst the quiet quitch.

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Slagar's Blight Decree

See other notable stanzas, written for humour and fandom for either side on my page: slagar's blight decree _a sly one that vitch, _ _he never missed a hitch, _ _of dastardly wit, _ _a bastardly bit.

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The Stories

"and yes, properly, dah-veed il-yah-vitch. you know a lot about russian culture, for not knowing the language." "i blame dostoevsky. my first literary love."

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For Head of Stoat Guard

A series of fan fiction ballad stanzas, based on the books Mattimeo and Mossflower that are part of the Redwall series, which is authored and copyright owned by Brian Jacques. Fictitiously commissioned for the head of stoat guard as songs against...

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