LiM Ch10: The Storm Before the Tempest.
If you don't like guys, girls, furres, sex or love, violence (Not in yiff) or if you're too young (18, 21 in some places, just ask the police "Hey, am I allowed to read sexy bisexual furre stories on the net?") or any of that, CLOSE TEH WINDOW NOWS!...
A Limerick
There once was a lone Lila Who fought off a bad tequila She threw down her fists and made plenty a twists to fight off a gal named Sheila.
A Limerick for Domhnall.
There once was a Domhnall Gawain Who came to play in the rain He fell in a puddle And lost his best muddle And ran to that country named Spain
An Epitaph for Cluny the Scourge
This is a humorous epitaph in the form of a limerick which i wrote for cluny the scourge. redwall is © by brian jacques, all rights reserved.
An Epitaph for Badrang the Tyrant
This is a humorous epitaph in the form of a limerick which i wrote for badrang the tyrant. redwall is © by brian jacques, all rights reserved.
The Word in Ink & The Happy Ending
* * * and now that we've taken the first step (in sonnet form, of course), it seems much easier to go on and post something else: a five-part limerick of far sillier status.
An Epitaph for Vitch
This is a humorous epitaph in the form of a limerick which i wrote for vitch. redwall is © by brian jacques, all rights reserved.
An Epitaph for Vilu Daskar
This is a humorous epitaph in the form of a limerick which i wrote for vilu daskar. redwall is © by brian jacques, all rights reserved.
An Epitaph for Urgan Nagru
This is a humorous epitaph in the form of a limerick which i wrote for urgan nagru. redwall is © by brian jacques, all rights reserved.
Autumn Interrupts
I just remember i wrote it because someone, i forget who, said that the limerick as a form was necessarily a joke and couldn't be made scary.
An Epitaph for Slagar the Cruel
This is a humorous epitaph in the form of a limerick which i wrote for slagar the cruel. redwall is © by brian jacques, all rights reserved.
There once was a fox from Lansing
This is a short pseudo limerick about a fox who loves to dance! there once was a fox from lansing, who enjoyed his ballroom dancing. he dances so well, his fur starts to smell; but he goes right back to prancing!
Revaramek the Resplendent: Chapter Sixteen
He’d almost rather dive straight into the ground than listen to any more poorly-constructed limericks. each time the little dog-faced mutt-rat started to speak again, revaramek shook the words right out of his mouth until finally he shut up.