SSAS (A Poem From Your Friendly Neighborhood Lycanthromancer)
New spam tested "safe" on both children and chimps! only six out of seven were driven psychotic as sprayable spam turned grey matter neurotic! but ninety-percent of our experts agree that new sprayable spam is safe as can be!
They Came From Heaven
Didn't help either that i lived in a suburb built exclusively for people who worked at the local spam cannery. spam!
By Full Moon I Love You
'...a spam number...a _fucking_ spam number...'
Blood, Sweat, and Diesel: Chapter 8
But if you're not going to eat your spam..." she pointed to my untouched breakfast tray from earlier. "go ahead, fair trade, i guess." i said with a grin. "a bit of spam for stealing bread." she laughed again.
Part 24
#24 of scout's honor okay so let me be the first to apologize for spamming your subscription folders last night x3 didn't know that would happen haha oh!!!!!
Beginnings
#1 of an alegeharian novel sorry i have been active have a spam! an alegeharian novel.
Part 27
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Morning Ritual
"too late for that too" i get out drying off and walk out into the main room and start checking my emails. as im clicking spam i see some actual business emails and open them up... my mate wakes up and asks me what i'm doing so i show hir the email.
Oh, cow !
He ran his eye clears the list, when he discovered two spam advertising that did recover from his office chair.
Zootopia movie script: Point 223 Act 7 last part
You miserable excuse for spam. you mud eating slob. you offended my family. you took my loved ones from me. my justice i require of your hide. you torture shall be sweet music to my ears. your screams the ointment of my pain.
Unwanted
"magic spamming parry-faggot. next time fight me without resorting to n00b tricks." i was unable to resist shooting back with a quick "you flatter me" before touching a red sigil sign to summon someone who actually looked like a competent player.
Life
"spam, spam, spam, facebook, crap, spam...ugh" muttering to myself as i skimmed through, deleting all the unnecessary e-mails as i finally found of use, reading over it. my eyes drifted over the e-mail to one folder i always had on here.