The Machine
Therefore: consume at your own risk, as this is an highly experimental work and i will fullly admit i likely wanted a little bit too much and it may come off as pretentious as fuck.
A sample scene
Taking critique on this sample work, it's pretentious af haha i haven't written a single piece in my entire life but yolo 'closer...almost there...just a few more steps to go.'
Soundtrack to a Vacant Life
A pretentious name and the price wasn't great, but at least it tasted good. \>"of course. would you like something to drink as well? maybe share a glass of white wine with your date?" \>you declined again.
RUINER: Plotless Self Destruction
There was one i loved, but it just became this bizarrely pretentious rambling, that ultimately seems to be going nowhere, even after twice as many chapters as anything i write.
Problems of a Distraught Cub - Intro p.1
The doctor just sat across from me, acting all smug and pretentious, like he has all the answers to my problems. psychology isn't even a real doctor's degree, they just give them the title so they don't complain and make them feel all powerful.
The Leaves of Fall Act 2: Fear the Nobodies (Part 1)
Right now you sound more pretentious than anon usually does.” \>alex lowers his fist like it was a revolutionary’s flag \>”sorry,” he says, red in the face from exhaustion and soapboxing.
Clueless Season 2: The Ultimate Breakdown (of Ultimate Destiny) (Homecoming Out Part 6)
The way you talk is pretentious and worst of all, a turn-on for homeless-people murdering autocrats like francesca fucking bucannon!" "p-pretentious? f-francesca?" jayce faltered, utterly shut down. "pretentious?
100 themes - Introduction
I think some of us have referred to ourselves as charmers, but i'm not a pretentious twat, so witch is fine with me.
The Pillow Book of Sethira: Entry One
Well, if wielding blades is what i am to do for her plan, then it'd make more sense to be practicing that and not scribbling down my consciousness like a pretentious asshole.
God of Marriage Saga: Intermission 2: Cultists
**writers are often, some of the most pretentious pieces of shit, with high-falutin notions of what you can or can't write well.** and i was simply not the kind of person who wanted to deal with that negativity. ...
Broken Man
I remember being a bit angry when i wrote this and well i feel it's a bit pretentious. then again that could be me. if anything else it's short so you can't blame me for wasting too much of your time. i'm really not helping myself here am i.
Hey, world, this is Gray- a Dragons Lair "This is Me" challenge submission
I do write, though i find all of those titles terribly pretentious. i provide content. it's not great literature. i write soap operas, yiff, comedy. something to read, to smile, to toss away. like a newspaper, or perhaps a comic book.