Pokémon Schnapps/Tequila/Daiquiri
"there's only one route from herpes to gonorrhoea and no one came past me." the assistant just smiled, "don't bother yourself about that. you should go see prof. potato." "why couldn't you bring the item for me?"
Burdens - Chapter 10: Sanguine
#10 of burdens herp derp chapter 10: sanguine roger woke slowly. he was in a bed unfamiliar to him, in a location unknown. his vision began as blurry, but as he looked around, he saw hunter to the side, seemingly to be working on homework.
After Dark - Intro / Chapter 0
The virus was sneaky, and the only test they could come up with that didn't take nine months to mature was so unreliable that you could test positive for it if you had hpv, or herpes, or you could test negative for it, and still throw one of us.
Burdens - Chapter 28: Confluence
herp derp chapter 28: confluence roger panicked. there it was, in plain sight, but he faced away from the wolf. he knew there was no chance that the wolf could have seen it before, but there was still a chance that he could catch a glimpse of it now.
Kit and Michael: The Proffoundities of Odditties
"herp someone douse this file!" she cried, but no one came because she was a bitch. and so kit and michael lived happily ever after while jentry went to naraka for ten thousand million years, then to avici for the rest of eternity. the end.
My Desert
I was watching the sky. That was my first memory, simply watching the clouds pass over head. I don't remember anything before that, I don't think there was anything before, as if that was the moment I came into existence. I had watched the sky for...
First Loss ~Chapter 6 Heart of a Lion~
"you tested positive for herpes." andrew's heart fell.
Grayson 1
I tried to forget things like wondering if she'd passed her herpes on to him on purpose, while he and i were still dating (i never caught it).
Ch 5: Kisses and Heartache
"c herp, ctvt, and brucellosis... i know... i know." that got her to put the newspaper down and look back at me. rita had been working at a nursing home so i guess i'd kinda forgotten she knew about diseases and all that.
Skrunkles
"you're gonna get super herpes." "bleeeghhhh…" a cascade of spit covered plastic fell at the raptor's paws, her claws kicking them away. "blegh… ugh… they don't taste like they used to. these all be empty isn't theys?"
Laugh of a Child
He couldnít help but smile at the fact he'd contracted herpes. there was the man he knew. the one who always seemed to find the humor in his own misfortunes. a pain in his lungs erupted, forcing an uncontrollable fit of coughing to burst forth.
Love Bites pt 1
I wouldn't 'drink your blood' in a million years you screaming herpes infested social- "order somethin or move," came an aggressive growl, surely emanating from the evil looking overweight