"Graditude" by Dean Shaw

#I want to show my gra-ditude #By doing things what I do #By singing this song #If it takes the night long #I will dance a-round #Your beautiful sound #You've got me going on #With writing this song #I am getting more wise #By...

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Hello Kitty Accidentally Kicks a Boy

Hello kitty looked back, her foot had planted itself right between dear daniel's legs, the cutest boy in the school. dear daniel's face contorted and he dropped to the ground.

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Dear my lover.

dear my lover. whoever you may be. i wish you were mine dear lover, wherever you may be, you're still with me. dear\_\_\_\_\_\_\_. please let me fill in the blank...

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You May Now Kick the Groom

dear daniel looked at her, still uncomfortable from the pain, but now only seeing her. "of course i do." and with that dear daniel kissed the bride.

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Dear Bogo

Especially when the very top of the letter read in sloppily scrawled penmanship: dear bogo, you souless, specist, self-hating cuckold piece of shit!!!

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Dear Lover

dear lover, i am sorry to impose, but i write to you now with the utmost regret. i must confess to you my cardinal crime: i have masqueraded as something i am not.

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Dear Rainbow

dear rainbow, zero and i are settled in, and have started setting the c.e.'s new military though their training. from today, they've got four months of training.

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Dear Philip

dear philip it pertained to my usual duties to entertain my mistress' friends and see to their well-being. one was a very muscular and brute creature named benera.

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Oh Dear

**oh dear** locowriter25 in the little town of foxtail are two best friend named sammy austin and max orion. sammy and max are the best of friends, having been friends since the day they were born in the local hospital, saint flufferia.

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Dear Diary

dear diary, today was a dream! i daydreamed all day without being caught and went on a date with a girl! even tyler said she was a hot chick.

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Dear Valentine

dear valentine, a rose for you, dear valentine, one of deepest red to match your hair of darkest black that does shine in the moonlight. will you be mine?

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Dear Heartbreaker

dear writer. the broken will always be able to love harder than most. dear writer. damaged people love. dear writer. you are broken and damaged.. love will come. dear writer.

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