JUST FOR LAUGHS: SUICIDAL BLONDE.
A blonde hurried into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off. 'how did this happen?' the emergency room doctor asked her. 'well, i was trying to commit suicide,' the blonde replied.
Chapter I: Married, White, Blond, and Vain
“let's see, symmetrical face, blond hair, pale human skin, major extravagance and general vanity. yep someone is getting kidnapped tonight."
Keijo!!!: Counter Attack! - Part 1
My name is coach mabel but most of you know me by my keijo nickname, the blonde bombshell." the crowd made a descending whistle sound like a bomb on its way to the ground, followed by a large "boom!" coach mabel bowed to the stadium.
alice in wonderland
Alice sat under a shady tree, he bright blonde hair glowed in the light,her hazel eyes watched into the horizon, the light blue and white dress fluttered lightly. the warm sunlight shown down all around her, it was mid day, very cozy, alice pondered
Zen of Self
His hair was black and short and wavy; hers was blond and long and straight. several locks of her hair tresses spilled out of her hood onto her coat, yet they seemed not to be damaged by the cold.
Warm Sun has Bleached me Blond
He sat down once again in front of the mirror to save away the sandy blond hair until he was once again presentable.
Protest the hell with this and leave
You are then moved in view of a blonde haired human lady riding on a rainbow upon a horse. she wears a glimmering red dress with a rainbow colored belt. the horse has a rainbow mane and tail.
Bethany Feels 'Horse'
"pretty drunk," said the younger blonde. " and how come you never get hungover? i take, like, one appletini and my head kills me in the morning."
The Giant Firestarter
Eventually, the blonde's blazing belch blast eclipsed zilla's atomic attack and assaulted its face.
Cool For Cats
Moments later it shimmered in the flashing christmas tree lights, gaining a dominating blond highlight. that, however, did not matter.
Red Moon: Wolves of Stalingrad Pt. 1
A blonde haired man in his late forties spoke up as he looked over his cards and frowned at his horrible hand. "let them come." a short and stout man said.
The Chronicles of Unalight: The Journey
Dishwater blonde and dirt brown were taken elsewhere--but not before dishwater blonde gave me a sickeningly creepy grin, and dirt brown gave me a thoroughly hateful look before the guards took him away.