The Ride to the Function
I once rode with someone I knew to a function. That is, by someone I knew, I mean someone I had never met once in my life, and by "function," my meaning is inconsequential to the story and the reader need know nothing more about it. I sat across from...
Uncommon Attraction
Chris just like before, couldn't call for help, forcefully pulled towards the absurd trap. not knowing what awaited her below chris' paws, she started praying for all gods she know, good and evil.
Accidentally Infinite
He had come to accept his absurd and still increasing size. if anything, he was a little excited about it again and not in just the "i'm-happy-this-is-happening" kind of way.
Expired Magic
After the initial shock had worn off he had stared with fascination at the absurdly-sized pastry. by the end of the night even with both of their efforts combined they hand't even been able to finish half of it.
Details of Creeds: The Magui
#2 of azerite creeds of all the creeds, the magui, those born under the fortunate orphan are the most numerous and possibly the most terrifying of all azerites to go up against - small in stature, swift of foot and absurdly energetic, many other azerites
Victorious
Well, rovest all but collapsed down onto the beach beside the grey blob of shark that had driven him to such absurd heights of greed, gluttony, and obesity. "hey there..."
Fluffy Destruction
When the absurdly-sized pokémon took another step chunks of warped metal and broken concrete rained from the underside of its paw onto several of the unlucky people below.
Accidental Ascension
Even when he bent down to touch the ground, he barely felt any of the absurdly tiny trees. it seemed that the magic had finished its job of forcibly turning him into a proper container.
Hypnovember Day 29 - Duel
That caused sebastian to yawn again, and soon the yawns were cascading back and forth in a sort of absurd, sleepy tennis match. "m'arm hurts..." ellison slurred. "will... help..."
The Blind Voyeur (Part One)
I would pull on the absurd uniform of the medical scientist, attempt to rectify the hair on my head to something resembling professionalism, and proceeded to the university.
Astral High - Chapter 9
[seth] "i know, i'm using it as proof that it's absurdly fluffy. it's adorable as crap." "then stop complaining about it." "i'm not complaining, i'm... bringing it to your attention. ... that your tail is absurdly proportioned." "shut up."
Coffe and Free-Fall
It was absurd. "it looks like you're having some thoughts on the subject," said yin, her tail still wagging in amusement.