Door to Door
I am a dog all for the sake of a pun!" "but it was a good pun." rob interrupted. "i know that!" kickaha responded. "but that doesn't change the fact your reaction to it is completely wrong!" he let out a sigh. "you know what!
Collar 11 -- Memento Mei
"that would seem much more palatable... if you'll forgive the pun." "god gave us language to communicate, and he gave us puns to let us see how clever we all are!" i chuckled softly, then sobered.
FF: A Fallen Hero
Rhyn decided to slug a pun back at him, "at first i thought you had some fat ideas but turns out, you're big boned!" he humored.
Winter Class Ch. 4
_gross - smelled like puke everywhere, pun intended._ looking back, vole is still in the exact same position on the bed, sleeping like a pup. shockingly enough, he looks pretty cute when he's sleeping.
Hunt By Day
'is that supposed to be a pun?' 'you seem incredibly well spoken and smart mouthed for your kind!' 'my my you get worked up.' 'how is it that you do not croak or skawk like a peasent?' if i haven't showed my rising aggitation, i was begining to.
Toys 3: The Toychest
He had to lie there and pretend to be taking a nap to keep his roommate from thinking anything was up; pun intended. he turned his back to the room, wishing his boner would go away so that he would no longer be horny.
Thunderbolts and Lighting 3
We got so wrapped up (no pun intended) that neither of us heard a car door shut. or the front door open. "jake i'm ho... oh my god..." both of our heads whipped around to look at the door...
Patricia's Potion Shop: 8th Customer (Gryhpon TF/TG)
The man chuckled at the pun "i'm glad, i don't drink either be honest...oh, sorry, got sidetracked so; i want a permanent potion, however, i suspect my request might bring the price up a bit." "lower actually.
Chatting with his Ex (Ratchet & Clank fic)
"pardon the pun, but that looks pretty handy." at the lombax's glare talwyn apologized. "sorry, and no, i'm not jealous or anything. i got over that with sasha phyronix?" "phyronix..." rivet thought. "that sounds familiar.
Helluva Boss: Is There No Gray in Hell? Part 1
The gun, of course, wouldn't kill him by a long shot, no pun intended. it wouldn't even be painful, really. the only other non-royal that had the power to inflict any noteworthy injury on him was the radio demon.
A Day of Prayer
This story is mostly for bad puns and writing practice. this is my first time writing something longer than like three paragraphs, haha, so it's probably terrible. don't take it too seriously.
My Little Wolf Episode 1 Chapter 2
"as long as you stop with the cat puns." "deal." * * * lancer and bright eyes were already outside of wolf territory, trying to get back, but bright eyes saw the gathering. "what's that about," she asked.