Seven Years Later: Chapter 1

I have to warn you though, i'm trying my hand at a bit of blunt humor with the begining paragraphs.

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In the Life of the Cat 3: Happy Endings

Hollice returned to her earlier ministrations to her plants while i rolled a fat joint. i put the rolled weed into my muzzle and was about to light it when a thought struck me. removing the joint from my lips, i looked quizzically at ms.

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A Dull Dragon - 1

The only sharp bits on my body were the talons on my fingers, my toes, and my two wingthumbs curling up from the main joint of each wing.

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Rock Like the World is Ending

“what did you put in that weed you gave me?" “it's just normal weed, man. why, you having a bad time? you did quit for awhile, maybe your tolerance is really low?" reed responded.

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Cabin in the Woods Ch. 01

"they aren't rants," marty said enigmatically, holding up a finished joint. "they're truths." * * * hadley and sitterson stood before an enormous vault door.

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That Husky Can Dance!

Her bottomwear ends at the last joint of her digitigrade legs, freeing her paws to dangle loosely in the air.

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Zootopia: First Salvo 15

General blunt snorted. "or do you forget what they did to the provider? to me this is fair treatment." "certainly i haven't forgotten the provider general." rufus dawes replied.

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Gortoz 'A Ran - ch 79 - Take the plunge

Blain reached out in his pocket and got hold of a joint... he then took a lighter from out of his pocket and lit it up... takes a puff and exhaled slowly through his nostrils... he looked at me and smiled while passing the joint...

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A Curtain Falls Over Furdom 38: Overcome

He held onto me, blunt claws on strong paws gripping into me as if i could be his saving force in the world. maybe i was. shadow valued me. it was time to trust, time to leave those doubts behind.

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Contact

Once amassed and loaded with supplies, the newly commissioned 1st joint expeditionary fleet launched, with great fanfare and ceremony, the inspiring symbol of a new brighter era in humanity’s future.

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Beast Wars Shattered Glass (unfinished idea)

They schemed to overthrow the joint council that maintained the order of their world, and reshape society into one of cruel anarchy and depravery. and only one lone prdacon knew of this plan.

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Against All Odds: Part 39 - The Extrication of Alexei Korolev

Alexei continued along the stone path, plucking weed after weed to give the rainbow of flowers left behind room to breathe. sadly, it couldn't offer him the same freedom from his thoughts. 'his plan is to leave for bolstrovo... you can't do that.'

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