Disturbance in the Neighborhood (HMOFA)
\>Be me, upper middle class family man who lives in a large house in the middle of suburbia \>Hear the doorbell ring \>Ah, that must be the mailman here to deliver my tenth amazon order for the week \>It's probably either my gourmet coffee or new...
Honey Bear (HMOFA)
\>tfw you'll never sit next to your bear wife on the couch, a heavy blanket draped over the two of you as the freezing rain outside batters your windows and thunder booms off in the distance \>In front of you is a cackling fire hastily assembled when...
Sad Tribal Wolf (WIFWOLF)
\>Have tribal anthro gf \>An attack against a neighboring tribe is planned for tomorrow \>Spend the night devouring a mighty feast as ceremonial war chants and dances are played out around a massive bonfire \>When the night is finished and you're...
New Year, New Fun
\>You are Anon, Ex military man turned Stay at home father \>Times were going great for you and your friends, Chick had flown you to meet Jasmine's parents as well \>Never one to let someone else shoulder all the festivities, you offered to host the...
Supermoon Me (WIFWOLF)
\>"Hey! Slow down! You're going to pull my hand off!" \>My girlfriend doesn't heed my warning as she continues to pull me towards the beach, the thin wooden walkway creaking as we trample across it \>"Come on-come on-come on! We're going to miss it!"...
King of the Ring
\>You duck under the swing of a huge furry fist. \>Your opponent is pretty big, but kinda slow. \>It also helps that you've fought him quite a few times before, so you know what he's about. \>You dodge to the side of a jab next and follow with a...
Cute Wifwolf Tribal Roleplay (WIFWOLF)
\>You look to your wifwolf furiously turning a stick in between her two paws, it's base against another piece of wood \>This method of fire making was used quite successfully by the tribal wolfurs ages past, or at least that's what your girlfriend...
Alphys Höek CHAPTER 3
Covered in greentexts!" alphys growled. "oh, wait, they're already normally like that, aren't they...still, though, my walls! graffitied with dicks!"
Diamonds in the Dark (ADHG)
\>Grug hates this \>Grug hates being away from tribe, and having to forage for Grug’s own food like some kind of berry picker, and not having soft mammoth blanket to sleep on when the sun goes below the ground to rest \>Grug is respected member of...
Mrs. Claws (ADHG)
\>Anon it's me! Santa's wife! Mrs. claws! You should let me in! \>... \>Get it? Claws? Ha ha... \>... \>Oh come on, I have some presents he forgot to give you on christmas. Just let me in and I'll give them to you! That one thing you really wanted...
Doting Cow Wife (ADHG)
\>Have a doting cow wife \>Break an arm after slipping on a suspiciously placed banana peel and falling down some steps \>Your cow wife now INSISTS you drink her milk so you have strong bones and never have to wear a cast again \>Artificially...
Maulaholics Anonymous (ADHG)
\>The interior of the community center is dimly lit as I walk through its empty halls \>Not a huge surprise given it's almost nine in the afternoon, I have to assume their meetings start so late so the more nocturnal species could...