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>You look to your wifwolf furiously turning a stick in between her two paws, it's base against another piece of wood

>This method of fire making was used quite successfully by the tribal wolfurs ages past, or at least that's what your girlfriend said before the trip out here

>Unfortunately it seems she didn't share in her ancestors gift for fire making, the closest thing she's gotten to a fire is a few spits of smoke

>"Babe, please, just use the lighter."

>She turns to you with a fierce look in her eye

>"No! Silence yourself Austi-I mean silence yourself bald ape thing. Huntress Kayla is a very accomplished fire maker in her tribe. Very accomplished. It's just...that...the fire gods are clearly not pleased with her today. They're also probably not pleased you brought a foreign fire making device to our combined tribal roleplay and camping excursion." She points a claw at you. "So really this is all your fault is what I'm trying to say, you stinky bald man thing."

>You can't help but put your hands up in surrender and chuckle

>"Okay, okay, I am sorry for insulting your gods Mrs. Kayla the huntress. I will try to pray to them extra hard tonight to make up for it."

>"Good!" She turn her attention back to the stick. "And they would also be very pleased if we expanded our tribe with a few new pups tonight." She quietly says, briefly glancing up with a shy smile.

>"Oh! Is that why you took us out here? You wanted to ravage a poor bald man thing in the woods while pretending to be a-"

>"Silence man thing!" She shouts, throwing the stick at you

>With a beleaguered groan she gets off her haunches and looks down at the plank of wood with a disappointed expression

>"Huntress Kayla needs to find a new fire making stick. Perhaps you should pray to the fire god while I'm gone and a they may grant you a 'miracle', perhaps I may not ravage you too hard tonight if I were to come back to a lit campfire."

>Taking the hint, you smile

>"I will pray extra hard my beloved huntress. Think you'll catch any game while you're gone?"

>She turns her head

>"Maybe." She sniffs the air for dramatic effect. "The air is rich with the scents of many prey. I will try."

>"Thanks babe. Don't be gone too long. You don't want a rival tribe member to come by and snatch me away."

>Her serious roleplay falters for a bit

>"Austin if I find you with another wolfess out here you don't even want to know what your punishment will be, trust me." She coughs into her fist. "Now huntress Kayla will try to bring back game and feed her poor helpless bald ape man mate."

>You wave her goodbye

>"See ya babe!"

>She disappears into the forest and you get the lighter out, effortlessly lighting a small campfire

>It's dark by the time she returns, a rustling in the surrounding bushes giving her away

>"Kayla? My beloved huntress?"

>She jumps out from the bushes with a couple large steaks in her mouth

>With an air of pride she saunters over and spit them both out onto a plate, then places her hands on her hips triumphantly

>"Huntress Kayla was very successful in her hunt! We will have full bellies tonight you clawless ape thing."

>You walk over to the plate and survey the meat

>Two sizable sirloins already trimmed of fat and cut to size

>One of them has a suspicious coating of some kind of spice, a couple sniffs indicates the presence of her favorite spice mix

>That one must be hers

>"Wow Kayla, you sure did kill a cow, section it out, cut the meat into size, and bring it over here quick. What did you with the rest of the body?"

>She sheepishly turns her head away

>"I uhhhhh sacrificed the rest of it to the goddess of fertility. I thought it was a good idea, gods can be a fickle bunch after all."

>You smile and throw the meat onto a cast iron skillet you had the foresight to bring

>After it cooks you two eat it by the fire, you ask her about the hunt and she spins you a fantastical tale of how she killed the fearsome black and white spotted horned demon beast after a desperate struggle

>You tell her a tale of your nonexistent exploits in a nearby merchant town

>When the meal is done, and your bellies are full, you set your plate down and look to Kayla

>"Well, only one thing left to do now."

>She licks her lips in expectation

>"Yep. Time to claim this furless ape thing for my own. Are you ready to experience the traditional lovemaking techniques practiced for centuries by the- Hey!"

>She's cut off as you throw something white and fluffy at her nose, it bounces off and lands by her feet

>She picks it up and sniffs it

>"A marshmall- I mean what is this?"

>"It's a desert made by my fellow bald man things. You poke it on the end of a stick and roast it over a fire. Observe."

>You reach into a hidden bag of marshmallows placed behind you and put one on a nearby stick, the white surface slowly turning golden brown

>When it's done you point the treat at her, she plucks it off the stick and throws it into her mouth

>"Hmmm, Huntress Kayla likes fluffy sugar thing. We will commence with pup making after desert."

>You hand her a stick of her own and place the bag of marshmallows in the open

>"Sounds good to me. Just don't be too rough with me okay? Bald man things have delicate skin."

>She chuckles and places her marshmallow laden stick above the fire

>"Huntress Kayla makes no promises, but I'll try to be gentle with my favorite furless beast."

>"Thanks. But babe?"

>"Hmm?"

>"Your fluffy sugar thing is burning."