Simba Meets James, Part 1

He now had donkey legs! "how do you like your new legs?" james said. "i don't know. they seem kinda strange- hee haw!" simba started kicking and braying like a donkey. "it's all part of the package," said james. "now for your front legs!"

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Simba Meets James, Part 2

He then noticed what he thought was his lion's tail was really a donkey's tail. "what's this donkey tail all about?" "oh, that's just the small price you have to pay for all the mayhem you caused!" said james.

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I Applied for a Delivery Job and Got Turned Into a Flying Reindeer?! The Revenge of Mari Lwyd: Chapter Twenty

_“want buy donkey!”_ the man shouted right into his face, spraying lucas with spit. _“how much donkey cost?”_ _“bwaaahhh!”_ lucas bellowed, startled.

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Between Winters, Part VI

It was sort of halfway between a pig squeal and a donkey's bray, and he just kept making it. that really creeped me out-" in his characteristic, matter of fact way, the elf explained "when you cut his throat, the windpipe collapsed.

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Hell on Earth. Chapter 1

"demon donkey! demon donkey!" and laughter could be heard. "let me at 'em!" rave roared, shifting from his seat. anar waved his hand, "leave 'em, they're just pratting about. i'm not bothered." "you heard him, dear. settle down" rap soothed.

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Teaser: Bohemia Lake

You know, it's what helps get the donkey power down to the road." the doe blinked, then looked at his father in a silent cry for help. a sigh, "i know, it's been struggling on hills. don't know what's wrong with it.

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Crystal Gambit - SHORT STORY

The donkey removed his uniform tunic and set the dark blue jacket on the closest chair. "it's not as bad as it looks."

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Winter Break: Chapter 3

It's on like donkey kong!" ran sprang up off the couch, walked around, and stood directly across from mutt. their eyes locked, "so, if i win, i get all the food." "and if i win?" mutt asked. "if you win, i'll do the cooking for a week."

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World RXS-2679

In this world's local media, she's put out advertisments that talk about if you wanna take a vacation at her ranch as a cow, or maybe even a horse or donkey. heck, if you're not comfortable being totaly a chicken?

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From the desk of the General. Mission 3.

From the desk of: general sir anarchy warlock (chief kicker of photocopiers) senior commander of the kaos army: black planet leader of 1st tank battalion drinker of coffee military tactical genius occasional donkey bp date 16/09/3012

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