Bahamut's Light: Chapter 21
Veledar replied, letting krotos subject the man to a solid few minutes of nothing but the worst puns that he ever did hear.
Sheepish (Pundamentals 2)
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Friends Got Talent! Part 1
"that's a bad pun and you know it." he said grinning still watching the watch. "shut up..." ren said shaking his head as he slightly sighed "are you going take this seriously because we can stop here."
Stray Werewolf: Afternoon Wolf Chill
“was that a wolf pun? shake it off?” he shook his body, as if drying off his fur, which made teagan burst out into laughter. “hahaha! you are just… no, i wasn’t doing a pun.” but still she grinned.
Toys 3: The Toychest
He had to lie there and pretend to be taking a nap to keep his roommate from thinking anything was up; pun intended. he turned his back to the room, wishing his boner would go away so that he would no longer be horny.
This is Madness!
Yeah, it's short, it's dumb, it's filled with horrendous puns and terrible jokes.
Mixed Feelings Chapter 2
Away from the shouts of children and aaron's crude puns, the silence of winter was calming.
Assurance..
I wolfed down the lot, no pun intended. "better?" he asked. "yeah, thank you." "no problem, babe," he replied. he leaned over and kissed me. he broke the gentle kiss and whispered, "mmm, you smell like lavender pancakes now."
Smoke Break
Her laughter returns threefold as she appreciates her terrible pun for the both of them. thomas continued to admire the craftsmanship of the knife, hands running across the leather bound hilt, finding no glues or other sealants.
Collar 11 -- Memento Mei
"that would seem much more palatable... if you'll forgive the pun." "god gave us language to communicate, and he gave us puns to let us see how clever we all are!" i chuckled softly, then sobered.
Revaramek the Resplendent: Chapter Fourteen
“it’s…it’s a pun.” “no it isn’t. a pun would be-” “never mind.” she turned away, shaking her head. “a saddle would take far too long, anyway. so i’m just going to have them rig up a sort of, harness for now, in case i…well….you know.” “fall?”
The Axe Cuts Both Ways - Chapter 5
"anyone who knows the first thing about puns knows that parental participation in primary punological pedagogy is professionally pertinent." "that's not a pun, its alliteration and you cheated." "cheated? me?