Dragon's Pride 1
"if you ever cut the binding to your maws i'll make you a douchebag for your entire life. you got me?!"
In the Negative: Chapter 3
"shove off, douchebag, this is between me and the runt," he replied smugly. jake growled louder, drawing the attention of the others. "i'm not gonna ask you again," he warned, "get off of of him." gauge smiled.
Hellhounds: What We Do
"apparently none of you are capable of believing that i really _am_ smart, even if i am a douchebag." smart-ass heard a loud click and smiled once he managed to get the door unlocked. "_now_ we can go in."
The beginning
"quite being a douchebag." startled, francis turned around and look down at the six foot one boy. "mind your own business. me and my friend here have some things to attend to."
Sunny's Initiation
"the douchebag brigade is here!" jewel shisen: he quickly backs down, not wanting to get into a fight on his first day. "a-a-alright..." he says softly as he hastily packs his stuff up, taking the key off the floor and noticing it was for room 404.
Toroko Got Fingered: Chapter 2
You've wasted all the f\*\*\*\*\*\* hot water, you douchebag!" king yelled at me through the door. "grr..why won't it open? grr...why won't this f\*\*\*\*\*\* door open?!" he screamed furiously, kicking the door down.
Negotiations (Chap12, book8)
But being a douchebag isn't the way to do that." "how much is in that vault?" conner's eyes narrowed, squinting at the man. "more than you can count." "fine. then i want half." "let me put it this way."
Cavernous Storybook CH9: The Game Of Fame
Seeing that jack and mahin were both douchebags beyond comprehension, daisuke amaya decided to downscale their roles in the finished product of cave story, to the point where they both ended up being reduced into pathetically one-dimensional side characters
Wind of Change: Chapter 31
"so, you're the douchebag kind of guy, or you're just full of wit?"
meeting back up with friends
Tsume: oh no seifer jake: who cares the little douchebag deserves to get beat up tsume: (sigh) well i'm going to help him see ya tsume took off running with sora and the others followed as well leaving jake alone.
Happy Valentine's Day
"that douchebag cheated on you." kate blurted out in a scowl. "yeah... since sam." "and with a bitch too!" derek said a little loudly causing the others to all look at him weird. "what?" he shrugged.
Sins of Our Elders: Chapter 5
Like, goddamn, are all my grandparents just douchebags? and why would they buy you off? what purpose did that serve?" "if i had to guess, david's parents had plans for him. rich people often plan in advance." rich asshole grandparents?