Furfood
"and that pun was awful, too," i said. "ah, don't lie - you loved it." rupert beamed. "i love puns." "i just... don't understand," i said. "sounds like you need to let go," rupert repeated for the third time.
Sneak Preview: Chapter One
"i do believe i am the deer friend here," he retorted, denise rolling her eyes at the horrendous pun, "and i am going on date for your information." he sniffed with mock injury, tucking his wallet away into his back pocket.
Sheepish (Pundamentals 2)
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Band Changelings Part 2
Chrysalis pauses for a moment and then states "great, now i'm making puns..." when she finally arrives, all the changelings are just standing around shouting "blah, blah, blah" to sound like incoherent conversation.
As I Lay Drowning (Abridged)
Action will begin write away,(aren't i punny?) i write full stories but i just want a small drabble. quick info: claustro has been adopted by an abusive owner and was kept in a small cage for years.
At the Airport
I shouldn't laugh this way, keeping a straight face, but her pun was awesome._ "okay, that's a great one... ha-ha... phew... but seriously, we must respect those people, 'cause it's really honorable as choice."
F. - Chapter Seven (Initial Draft)
Felix was shrieking with laughter at the puns. it was too much. his sides were aching, his eyes watering. this dog knew how to make him laugh.
Gene, the Genial, Substance Lovin' Sheepdog
He's always giving out firm yet kind and understanding advice and favors, always giving and never expecting a thing in return, and he's taken the heat for a bud(no pun intended) more times than anyone can recall.
The Trials: Sub Zero (Part 1 of 3)
There was a sticky note on it, written in pink ink was the word, 'watching' i can guess that was some shithead's idea of a clever pun, but i doubt that was the intended effect.
Life (A Mini-story)
The look on his face could only be described as ecstatic shock, to use a pun. the person he saw in front of his eyes...was his mate! he couldn't believe what he was seeing! he thought "oh, i get it...god..it's a dream..."
The Games: Chapter 3-The Girl
(no pun intended) "okay, these are your representatives for this year" effie announced, "if you wish to see them, you can find them in the control building. they will be there for three days until they are shipped off to the control island."
Wolf and Fox: IR + CD?! (old)
Especially if they found out it was in the heat of the moment (no pun intended)!