Plights of a Furry (con)Artist

parody of bad business practices that are sometimes found within the community.

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Toroko Got Fingered: Chapter 6

CHAPTER 6: THE MASKED MIMIGA The Masked Mimiga appeared to be a cyborg Mimiga just like King; I couldn't quite figure out who he was, but he definitely looked familiar. Also, he had a lightsaber just like King's,except that this one was red instead...

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Voluntary Compliance Chapter 1: The Lottery

Voluntary Compliance. a workplace traumedy . "In literature, anepigraph is a phrase , paragraph, or poem that is set at the beginning of a document or component. The epigraph may serve as a preface, as a summary, as a counter-example, or...

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A Cat Among the Stool-pigeons. Ep1

To complete the sexual parody one of the railings of the fence had caught her just by the tail and driven clean through her pelvis. now a good 14 inches of it stood above her body like some monstrous phallus.

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Cavernous Storybook CH2: Unexpectedly Grave Consequences

CHAPTER 2: Unexpectedly Grave Consequences Of Stupidity Meanwhile, in the Assembly Hall next to the graveyard back in Mimiga Village, our main protagonists were having a far different discussion that, although certainly much less limited in its...

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Cavernous Storybook CH9: The Game Of Fame

CHAPTER 9: THE GAME OF FAME The next day, all of the news reporters on TV and the Internet were clamoring nonstop over Jack's amazing feat. "Jack's feet are so sexy that-" Whoops, sorry, wrong channel. "Jack's recent feat yesterday was so...

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Adventures usually lead to death.

It is a parody of the first few minutes in firelink shrine, in the dark souls game. there is no sex. there is no death. just a really boring conversation, in great detail and painstakingly time taken.

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The Egg Genesis

In the beginning, there was nothing; the darkness surrounded everything, except for one being, one that transcended existence. He was an egg, filled with the knowledge and divine essence, only one of his kind. Looking around, he found himself lonely;...

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Dragon's Christmas Adventure

It's that special time again when the television networks dredge up old holiday specials, so by the same token, it is also time to post stories based on old holiday specials. So Merry Christmas to all and to all, a good night! Introduction To the...

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Cavernous Storybook CH3: Bubble Trouble

CHAPTER 3: BUBBLE TROUBLE "Alright, now let's see your weapons." Jack commanded everyone who had gathered in the Assembly Hall. "Lift them up!" "I got a butterfly knife! Dammit, I wanted an SMG..." Mahin complained. "I've still got my sword,...

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Cavernous Storybook CH4: Jail Turds

CHAPTER 4: Jail Turds "I would suggest we _never_ do that again." Jack groaned weakly as him, King, and Mahin all woke up in Jail Cell #2 of the Doctor's infamous plantation. "Indeed, it would not be wise." Misery smirked, suddenly appearing...

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Cavernous Storybook CH8: This Means Robot War!

CHAPTER 8: THIS MEANS ROBOT WAR! "Ha ha ha ha ha...there won't even _BE_ any stairs left for you to climb by the time I'm through with _YOU!_ _WAHAHAHAHA!_" Mahin laughed maniacally. "Remember all those wallets I grubbed off of those innocent...

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