A Fishing Trip
In spite of his joking rate quite impressive, i succeeded to remember some of them i wouldn't want to. this one:_ "with a guy like you, she can't get bored." _or this one:_ "as a result, when will introduce her to your parents?"
Rejecting God
God had a friendly, fatherly smile; the one flashed when telling bad jokes. "not much of a coffee drinker."
The Tale of Five Swing Park
They had the pizza graveyard in their car, yet they found no one to sell them their dog. Monday came, and all they could think about was sandwiches, but sandwiches seldom have a habit of falling out of the sky, so they went home hungry. They still had...
OP Alicorn Isekai Adventure
"apocalypse bringer" was no joke and it couldn't be fooled. even trying to do so could have disastrous consequences. but his body hurt and he didn't like it. surely a healing spell wouldn't do anything... bad. he gulped. quote: casting _heal_...
Revaramek the Resplendent: Chapter Twenty Eight
No more jokes about old grans!" the peasants milled about, murmuring amongst each other. "i mean it!" asterbury glared at the crowd, his fangs bared. "what about about me old nan?" "or my old da?" "what about me young gran?"
Refrigerator Repair (SFW Slice-of-Life Story)
A knock sounds at the door of Apartment 709. Radar’s ears perk, and he groans as he pulls himself off his sofa and stretches out his entire six-foot-nine frame, his huge wings extending as well. It’s been a rough morning; he had to replace his...
Gate's Open Y'all - Part 1 of 2
Well, louder again, maybe crosses his little arms and says to everybody, “yes, thank you, we want to join your rescue team, is the end of the joke, is the thing that i'm saying.
Chapter 2: Morning mirrors and Breakfast jokes
Roy was in the bathroom, looking at himself in the mirror. He sighed and mentally slapped himself for being such a jerk. Why would he snuggle against Neil's neck? He saw his muscles tense, and his grip was clutching the sink. The big lion looked over...
Gate's Open Y'all - Part 2 of 2
“get away from that, you’ll die too, this isn’t a joke anymore!” same as before, cherry bomb chirps back up to him, “i’m your – hell- – bo-o-mb!”
A part of my story saga/chronicle/chapter
Ulric sat down, almost as awkwardly as gwen, for his skinny jeans seemed to be gay as well (see how long before you put things together and get the joke).
Beef Schtick
"you have to create the mood, my friend: let the audience think you're as surprised by the joke as they are. it draws them in." aegis was a one-line stand-up. he'd deliver his jokes rapid-fire without much prelude.
Beef Schtick
"you have to create the mood, my friend: let the audience think you're as surprised by the joke as they are. it draws them in." aegis was a one-line stand-up. he'd deliver his jokes rapid-fire without much prelude.