No more jokes about old grans!"
the peasants milled about, murmuring amongst each other.
"i mean it!" asterbury glared at the crowd, his fangs bared.
"what about about me old nan?"
"or my old da?"
"what about me young gran?"
Character Development, Dragon, Drama, Fantasy novel, Humor, Insanity, Lizard, Lizardman, Male, Me old gran was executed, Men in Robes, No more old gran jokes, Plot Development, Story Progression, Story Series, Urd'thin, Va'chaak, Violence (Not In Yiff), banter
"but, seriously, i don't want you hearing most of those jokes. this one... i think you'll like it."
"i like all your jokes," lashonda said. "and, someday, you're going to have your own tv show. then you won't be able to hide your cat jokes from me."
Cat, Comedian, Dog, Romance, Story, engagement, pug
Say it already," i joked, anticipating the worst joke to come from his mouth.
he leaned into his microphone. and began to use his courage to stitch together the sentence that changed his life.
"i've been thinking about it long and hard.
Boy, Cock, Commission, Compassion, Dick, Discord, Friendship, Gay, Gay Relationships, M/M, Male, Male/Male, Short Story
The rottie accepted his apologies, too good-tempered for letting a badly timed joke ruin his evening, and still relieved that the painted wolf were just joking.
Canine, Clean, Date, Dog, Friendship, Gay, Gay Relationships, German Shepherd, Licaone, Love, Lupo Italiano, M/M, No-Yiff, Plot Development, Romance, Rome, Rottweiler, Series, Story Progression, Story Series, Wolf, african wild dog, italy
\*pause\* how about another joke, sakuraaaai?
**sakurai:** no, i think we've had enough of your jokes.
**waluigi:** whah do you get...
**sakurai:** i don't think so.
**waluigi:** ...when you cross...
Meme, Nintendo, Parody, Waluigi, joker, script
In addition, i skip the whole two- thirds of the joke for a reason but if you people want to hear the joke, i will post it in the comments. the joke was basically an insult to the person your telling it to.
Abuse, Depression, Dragon, Story Series
I said
"shadow please tell me this is a sick joke right?" phantom said trying to convince himself that this is a sick joke that he, matt, kevin, and heather came up with.
it hurt hearing him say this.
"phantom this is not some joke!
Coming Out, Fox, Gay, Rain, Shower, Trainin, Wolf, Young Love, phantom, possible death, shadow, swords
I suppose i did deserve it for making jokes like that, but at the same time, the whole ridiculousness of the situation still made it hilarious to all of us. after this happened, we'd still bring up the key joke, but he didn't get so butthurt about it.
Comedy, Fight, Fox, Game, Highschool, Key, Short, non-fiction
Heck, i don't even know if she remembers having a kid," joked matt.
devin was not pleased with the joke. the equine took off one of his sandals and threw it hard against the back of the driver's seat.
Diapers, Equine, Fox, Friendship, Lion, Tiger
I jokingly roll my eyes at jarred who is giving me a confused look with his head tilted. "sure, we'll be there in a second," i tell her. "okay, bye." she says, seemingly satisfied.
Bobcat, Cat, Gay, Highschool, Husky, Music, Story Progression, Wolf