(xeno) butt monkey
Vashna reproduce like chimpanzees, so said the doctor. our sperm have teeth; and with them they attack rival sperm and already fertatlized eggs. the strongest male's sperm wins this battle, not who had sex with the female first.
Ryt's Rants #2
To me the routing of public transportation is done by a half blind chimpanzee throwing wet noodles at the wall while having muscle spasms in his one working arm. you either save time with your own car or save money taking a bus!"
In One World or the Next, My Love is With You
The chimp replied, "of course, you don't want be to some weirdo's slave do you?
A New Start As A Trainer/Chapter 27: Battle in the Gardenia part 2
Lucas said, taking the badge and then continued to carry his chimp. he had one thing on his mind after even touching the badge: 'two down, six to go.' ............... **done!
Rubber Ducks and Sad Songs
The worn looking chimpanzee turned to him with a sudden energetic smile. goofy as ape could smile. brushing back his mess of curly black hair as he stretched out.
Pokemon - Tale Of The Guardian Master - CH 131
Chapter 131 - Stolen Goods "So... You really met HIM?" Rose asked wide eyed as the girls sat around Chris, having finally finished detailing all the events that had occurred. "Yeah! I mean the fire was like..." he replied, letting out "Boom!" and...
The Manimal Chronicles #7: Return to Monster Island
Seems taking the chimp out of the jungle doesn't necessarily take the jungle out of the chimp. as i was congratulating myself on my survival, i heard hyena-swine roar, "where are you, adam? you can't hide from me forever!"
Red Ring, Black Ring - chapter 2
Aidan couldn't help but think of a book he'd read that talked about bonobos, the apes that looked like chimpanzees but were not, because chimpanzees solved conflict with violence, and bonobos solved it with sex. the felitan were like that.
Realms of Valeron - Chapter 5
Bellowed the golem, sending another hail of arrows towards a confused-looking chimp, "i kill all da monkeys!" "what could you possibly not like about him?" asked exra. "i don't know. he just seems a little..."
Crocs of the Leather Stick Together 7 - Stalwart Simians
The little chimp in turn somersaulted in mid-air, to slam both his feet straight down onto k. rool's unprotected head, dizzying him badly from the strong blow.
Warmer Soil and Water
Probably inspired by disney nature's "chimpanzee" as well.
Gina CatGirl 1
Insulting them actually, for hiding the fact that dna is organized into genes, then chromosomes, so computer records wouldn't need three billion fields, just 23 files totaling three billion characters -- and human dna is over 98% the same as chimpanzee