{Pokémon/Babyfur} Pikachu's Diapered Days
The bunny looks down at his diaper in confusion, not even realizing that he pooped himself until he pats his diaper and feels the mess lurking inside of it.
The Ryan Story Part VII
In which the defecation hits the ventilation..... ryan stared at the picture. "my parents," he said again shaking his head. "dragons..." his mother at him worriedly. "are you alright?" ryan blinked in surprise. "why would i not be?"
The P-Word
And 'i think i just pooped my pants' popping up from the other hapless students that were caught in the crossfire of ddw's hell-world spell.
Second Nature
"you must be shitting me," the bat answered, "with that line about the hand-cutting?" he finished. "they took that out!" rakim gave him a dubious look.
Dirty Laundry. Chapter Six.
“i’m not shitting around here. get out of here and call back up.” “logan…” clem whined, shaking his head and covering his face. “i’m sorry… don’t kill him.” and logan wasn’t sure if he were talking to his fellow officer or the wolf in front of him.
Ryan's Story part XXIII
The defecation hits the ventilation once again. on another note, i address religion in the parts between the lines.
The Legend of Spyro: Path of Delusions Book V Chapter 9
Nobody is going to teach me what i should do and what not, especially not someone like you who has troubles telling which hole in his body is used for shitting and which for talking" he frowned, for a moment wanting to focus on the mentioned hole problem
A Trainer's Tale - Chapter 24
"you're shitting me." she said, almost growling. "you've got to be fucking shitting me. this is all that fat bastard of a motherfucker has? five pieces of paper and three pictures?"
The voice of reason - Ch 14 - Ferrari's, Lamborghini's and McLaren's...
Are you shitting me?! lamborghini started out as a tractor factory?!' blain exclaimed as well... 'i shit you not...' 'damn...' 'anyway, ferrucio lamborghini owned 3 ferrari's. among them, was a 250 gto in which he experienced clutch trouble.
Revolution | Chapter X: Dreams Into Nightmares
"you're shitting me," i whispered to myself, unaware that the general overheard me. he shook his head and sighed. "i'm afraid not, arthur. he's really running for the spot and he's going to do whatever it takes to get there.
Eternally Vernal, Chapter 4: Rise Of The Bran Muffins
“you're shitting me." gates pushed ahead. “i guess i could get us some fast-food, to pacify our hunger, before they all close." carol hummed dismissively and relaxed after nodding, closing her eyes.
Embracing the Field (Part 2 of 3)
"defecation!" "excretion!" "urine!" "piss!" "... really, guys?" sayan said, embarrassed by their antics. they shut up for a moment. then, in the dark night: "shit!"