Conscript 1: My father was so surprised when I came out of closet to him.
Conscript 2: Why was that, comrade?
Conscript 1: Because I yelled "Aaaarrrhh!" when I jumped out
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Corporal Mstislav: Why is Dimitriy always in the back of the...
Conscript, Fucks plants, Gay, Male, Straight, WWII, War, joke, stupid
**_Hey there, me again. Uhmm....I'm not really sure what to write today, I mean, I've actually let a day pass before writing this...That's worth something,right? I think it is. Mainly because now I don't have to worry about Elliott seeing my entries...
FEELINGS, Fennec, Gay, Love, M/M, New Feelings, Romance, Stupid Things, Wolf, Youth
Etienne looked in the stranger's eyes and felt tremendously stupid when the word came out of his mouth, "alright."
Dog, M/F, M/M, flirting
Merida: Mom, I want a car.
Mom: We have a car at home.
Car at...
Birth, Bye-Bye Braincells, Car, Chicken, Egg Laying, Hen, Humor, M/F, Ouch, Oviposition, Pain, Toyota, stupid
As old as time
As high as the star
As magnificent as belligerent
As black as coal
These creatures of Earth
Have been agitating the ground since the very first lore.
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"CURSE, CURSE those blasphemous apes," they roared
"For eons, mother has...
Anger, Contest, Emotion, Legend, Nature, Pain, Poem, Poetry, Random, Slam, Sorrow, angry, lava, mythical, name, poetic, stupid, volcano
"maybe he's too stupid to help."
"stupid rabbit!"
the rabbits sat down on a nearby hill, watching the new kid struggle.
"it's growing dark, said lilac. my mom will get worried."
"i don't like the sound of his cries," said mallow. "i wanna go home."
Clean, Dark, No-Yiff, Prejudice, Rabbit, Short Story, intolerance, serious
You and your stupid jokes." she said as she slapped his chest.
"now, get your little butt off me and go get dressed. we need to eat breakfast before we go to the convention center."
"yes, daddy."
Amanda Fuchs, Bertha Karhu, Female logic, Jacob Fuchs, Marshall Fuchs, Michael Thomson, Michelle Tierboskat, Ophelia Fuchs, Pamplets, Stupid Jokes, Telephone calls, Wanda Anaguma, argument
Rudy was always fun to be around, but sometimes he was stupid and got silver, joe and himself into trouble either from gangs, parents or police, but silver still loved him like a brother despite his stupidity.
Clean, Drugs, Folf, Friendship, Highschool, Introduction, Kitsune, M/F, Teenagers
"like a group of lionesses watching a stupid gazelle boldly trot about their domain." angi said. "in this case we were the gazelle."
"are you saying we brought this upon ourselves?" the pony asked.
"we did.
Adventure, Akita, Assassin, Badger, Bathing, Beagle, Cervine, Chakat, Embarrassing Wounds, Fear, Fursuit, Groundhog, Hedgehog, Horse, Humans, Island, Journeys End, Long, Manedwolf, Meerkat, Mongoose, Monkey, Mystery, Nudity, River, Skunk, Skunked, Slashed Buttocks, Slime, Stupid Mistake, Trap, Voyeurism, ambushed, creatures, danger, flashbacks, hunted, injuries, killings, migration, mountains, terror, travel, valley, wilderness
"you stupid kobold kreet. stupid, stupid kobold. kreet the dead kobold is stupid..."
she heard another voice join in to the singsong improvised melody as the unseen watchers left.
"kreet the dead kobold, stupid stupid kobold... it sang as it faded.
Fiction, Kobold, Kreet, Kreetthekobold, Series