Fluffybutt Prose Poems: Meds
Look in any bottle of your medical inventory. Do you see a rolaid or an aspiring staring back? No, you see a vulpine witch doctor peddling whatever psychosis will free you from your social obligations. Meds deals in meds from a secluded hut on an...
Fluffybutt Prose Poems: Beth
Nomadic as a wandering troubadour, Beth the Fortune Fennec drives her moose-drawn caravan from village to village, offering in exchange for jewelry mystical revelations and lemonade, although the latter is more often chosen. A shame, considering her...
Fluffybutt Prose Poems: Cocoa
A trail of watermelon seeds stretch across the savannah as Cocoa rolls along in his rind, leaving behind vines and patches, awaiting the sight of his six brethren. "Flavors of the Seed," he calls them, each one, through the underground meerkat network,...
Fluffybutt Prose Poems: Zipper
All around Zipper's bedroom lie the anatomy of myriad other species; muzzles, beaks, trunks, wings, hooves, shells, and even antennae can be found. Determined to cross the barriers of all cliques and classes, he adopts the guise of those he aims to...
Battle of the Bear
The TV had been Dad's sleeping pill ever since we could remember. One night, it lost its prisoner to a swamp of a growl. Normally he would tell the blabberer to put a dirty old sock in it, or throw a beer mug. But since this noise was coming from...
Funhouse Madness Exercise
The carnival funhouse had been designed in good humor, but all it delivered was creepitude. Never mind the clown gallery or distorting mirrors. All anyone could think about was the elusive actress playing Daphne Blake. When she wasn't snooping around...
Emulation Practice: Murder, Part 2
Out in the bald valley, a rugged, burley brown fellow lifted tall granite slabs, balancing them until they accepted a perfect upright posture. The man possessed mouse-like attributes - long white whiskers, protrusive yet delicate nose, pronounced ears,...
Emulation Practice: Upstate Doggo
At his natural size, the greatest threat Harris posed was his incessant barking, however harsh on the ears that was. Christine permitted this behavior when she had guests over; she perceived in it no demonstrable harm. By stark comparison, Harris's...
Emulation Practice: Macro Cricket
And the sun burned deep amber patches around his face, and patches of beard hair singed from the heat. All along the trail he shambled, wild animals listened to his vengeful plans, and Argo acted out his stab-desires onto cacti, and he crushed...
Detail Practice: Moto Mania
Now, Froxy was getting too busty for her bra. She was the secretary of Boxenfree Motors, but she acted like the lady overlord of her boss Stan Pete Boxenfree's life. It all came to a head when she decided to challenge his driving. "You drive like an...
Fat Bunnies
So, Arglot, Junkfood Depository, is all about a greedy scamp who reigns over his garden and demands cadbury cream eggs from his underlings. The oppressed rablets get rolled over and squashed by Arglot if they do not comply. Welp, one day, they get the...
Bowser Day, Whenever it Comes
Bowser, the misunderstood Villian. In my own retelling of the Mario saga, Mario is a one-man army, obstacle course champion (duh), and castle reparation expert, who only originally went to boswer's castle because the shower head was all banged up....