Animal Testing
Waking up to the sound of keys jingling in a door lock was a common start of the day for Andrew the Armadillo. His little body curls into a ball in his cage. He listens to the door open and footsteps walk across the floor. A human with a lab coat looks...
Dave the Country Coyote
Dave was the miracle puppy. His mother and father are both coyotes. That doesn't sound too wierd until I tell you his father, Joe, used to be a human. Joe gave that up to become a talking non-anthro coyote. He then chose to take his chances living in a...
Tio Armadillo
"Hello Tio Amadiwoah." my niece said. Caitlyn hasn't quite learned how to say the word armadillo. I don't mind, I give her a lot of leeway since she's only five. She's carrying a bowl of dog food. I perk up at the sound of the food rattling as she...
Tio Armadillo Part 2
"Caitlyn! Get the scrub brush and wash those marks off your uncle's shell!" Jessica said mortified of her daughter's recent treatment of me. I didn't much care about the slide or the grass marks. It was all in good fun. Jessica was too concerned about...
Tio Armadillo Part 4
This has been a terrible weekend. I was fine. I was sure that the kids didn't notice their uncle accidentally eating their pink crayon. I used my claws to dig a hole behind the shed to do my business there until I was sure it was out of my system. Not...
Slaughterhouse Blues
Steven didn't hate his new job at the slaughterhouse. He just hated that he has to talk to the cows before he killed them. A few hours into his shift, another cow like any other is herded down the chute. It's a lovely...
Tio Armadillo part 3
Today I awoke to being well rested and in a social mood. It doesn't happen too often, but I get the urges not to be alone in my igloo. Getting up, I look across the yard at the clock on the patio. It's 6:45AM the sun is just rising and today doesn't...
DeathBlade the Gemsbok
In a modern world were humans have the option to get transformed into talking non-anthro animals there is a research lab that works to refine the process. They call it science but it's actually slightly magical in nature. Everyone knows you don't...