Chuck Norris in Equestria

Chuck norris resides in the dimension of manliness only accessible by himself and a chosen few such as bruce lee and jackie chan.

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Surface (Chapter 13)

." - bruce lee the next morning, the first thing klein had heard after having woken up had been the sound of boko typing at his computer terminal.

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Aftermath - Mysteries

"you were kirian harper, son of bruce and deborah harper. we went to high school together and dated for two years. you competed on the school biathlon team where you won state your senior year.

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Chicken Soup for the God's Soul

He smiled, showing stained yellow teeth, "name's bruce. hope you're up to this, me and the crew have a hell of a delivery today." "wait... what?"

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My Unplanned Summer Vacation Ch 7

Good thing bruce lee wasn't in this film!" kouya said. "lame and fun at the same time!" shun-kun said. "oh no, there goes the heroes-doing-a-sacrifice-cliché?" toshi said. finally the movie was over it lasted an hour and ten minutes.

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Zootopia First Salvo part 2

The youngster devoured cheerios like bruce the shark devoured people. he had his mother's ears with their black tips that drooped over his back. his eye lids were the same as his father's, wood brown with thick black eye lashes.

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Timely Complications (Chap18, Book8)

bruce wayne was a philanthropist and a businessman."_ _johann grinned. "yeah, i guess you're right. so when does a superhero put their own needs first?"_ _"how do you mean? i need to do what i'm doing for a living. it's my calling.

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American Mustelid Alpha - The Cast (Part 3/3)

Other than being on a strict lifting program, he enjoys taking a morning run every day, hitting the gun range and spending time with his wife of two years and his son bruce.

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The Story Behind the Slaughter

I reminded myself of the character of the incredible hulk; one minute bruce banner, a very nice guy. the next a brutal monster consumed in a blind rage. these two things caused me to feel very bad about myself.

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Golgo 13 and reincarnation

Now, having no loved ones, and having seen too many bruce willis films, i knew it was time i got to the bottom (metaphorically) of this mystery.

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Love Bites pt 1

"shut up bruce. get me the drink before i break your skull." ha! she wasn't having any of his sass! yeah, i've switched sides.

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