It's Just a Game
Were going to hunt that old fart down and kill him." "how? we don't have any... weapons." chris said slowly, remembering the computers advice about weapons from back inside the metallic room.
My Story - Chapter 2
When you accomplish this task, i will listen to what ye old fart bags have to say." heh this ought to keep them busy for a few more millennia.
Fall from Grace - Recruitment
"told you that you needed to tumbleweed that thing; a moth landing and farting on your mechs back would expose the structure" chief sighed as he slowed his mech down and disengaged his masc. "move!"
Amber Silverblood: Rogue Wolf, Chapter Thirty Seven
"and our farts would probably come out of our noses." "and," i gave le merde a sly wink, "some people's butts are just nice to look at." le merde's face turned as red as a tomato. "i've made up my mind!"
Ander - Chapter 6, Subchapter 65
What kind of an example was she setting, jumping at shadows like some senile old fart? "hurry up, layla! people need to _walk_ here!" a sharp piece of glass pierced her finger and she jerked back in surprise. "oh dammit!"
A Messy Situation [Comm]
Before he knew it angelo began to feel cramps in his midsection, and he grimaced as the discomfort shot through him, penelope giggled, and jezebel out right laughed with glee as angelo let out a fart, muffled by his thick padding.
Ander - Part 6: Subchapter 66
What kind of an example was she setting, jumping at shadows like some senile old fart? "hurry up, layla! we can't have glass all over the place, people need to _walk_here!"
Silent Inquisition (Act1, Book2, Chapter2)
"say what, old fart?" his teeth and gums hurt to smile - it caused the corner of his lips to twitch. his weak grin tugged at the sides of his mouth in amusement. "explain, you goober."
Skylands: the Scorpion Spear, Prelude: “Winds of Ice”
"when the dead no longer smell is the day i will admit our goddess of death's farts do not cut us to the bone every damnable winter." again, onid hid her face. this time, though, oben was unable to stifle his laugh.
Death To Nightmare Chapter 11
The loudest fart noise ever heard came from the sun princess and all the ponies stare with slack jaws and celestia had a shocked expression till her face turned beat red.
Ander - Part 5: Subchapter 3
_not very 'angelic'_, mateo thought as she ripped a loud fart and snored against the tabletop she had claimed as her own personal headrest, blowing ripples in the small puddle of drool she had accumulated there over gods knew how long.
death rising part 2, the outcast
She was quite scarred of him at first, he was covered with blood and guts and his smell was worse than an old dragon farting, after eating rotten meat.