Growing Expectations
"we have double pe because of _you_ fat tubs of lard! i heard the fitness exam we took was for the state and the score for our entire school dropped because you guys sucked so much at it!
Sands of the West Chapter 5: Favours
They fetched water from a well outside, boiling it on the stove before dumping the contents of the kettle into the sink, adding a lard-based soap to the water and then adding a second bucket of lukewarm water so that luke could safely put his paws in it to
Champions
"didn't even use tallow or lard to thicken it, only butter." the wolf grunted at that. "no wonder it's so thin," he said around a mouthful of soaked bread.
The Rogue and the Hunter 5 - Ghosts of Her Past
One must refer to such cases as anton brow-lard, who was sentenced for sending a death threat to his girlfriend consisting of gun ehmoh-jis, or even more egg-reh-jee-us, the bombing of the kazah-no-sukee mall in soh-ten-bori, ohsa-kah, which had been
Evolution Part I: Chapter Fourteen
The alpha hadn't just slapped me with his heavy paunch again, he'd ended up all but belly flopping the entirely of his lard-filled, overstuffed body onto my back. it felt like a small hill had fallen on me. the close quarters saved me.
Queen to Be Thicc_ Second Draft
But equally, she did not want to picture herself as a mountainous heap of dragon-lard, her paws barely able to reach the ground for the pervasive fat of herself.
Duplicitous Dream Despot
You're a little pink blob of lard!" "for as catchy as i find this karaoke session to be, i think we really should intervene here.
The Manimal Chronicles #18: Eye of the Storm
"with that big tub of lard on your back and the woods crawling with those things?" "i'll be fine. go!" sciuridae looked annoyed. perhaps he genuinely cared about me.
Down In The Dumps
The lard-beast actually didn't give me too much shit about it." lena did a little jump of happiness. "great!" she was dressed in her overalls again today, along with a powder-blue t-shirt that read "fuck everything" in dainty cursive script.
Empty Heart
You wake up. And like every morning when you do, you wish you could go back to sleeping your days away like you used to. But your body's grown to reject the long days of sleeping so much longer than necessary and wills you awake without your...
Mixed-Field (Mavology V)
Mixed-Field "WHELP, TIME TO UNFUCK THIS!" At five o'clock in the morning, in the midst of a rainstorm, Maverick...