Peacekeeping Op
“good lard you'll drink the whole ship dry at this rate buck, that little guy really piss ya off that much?"
Dimensional Balance Chapter 15: A Matter of Trust
._ _the blob just shrugged as he leaned back in his chair, the action whipping up a storm in the sea of lard. "i just calls 'em as i sees 'em bub. i seen a lot of 'vees come through 'ere, an' i'd bet my left nut that that one'll be an umbreon.
Legion of Sytarel - Ch. 14: New Orders
"huh, that tub of lard died? no surprises there. i didn't like him." dane's anger flashed to the surface in an instant and he spoke without even thinking. "you didn't even know aiden!"
Fitness Testing
With their arms caked with lard and painfully sore from their pitiful attempts at a pull-up, the tubby canines were grateful for the fact that they could at least rest part of their heavy guts on the ground.
Kyyanno's Journey - Chapter 6
Block up any low windows; cover drains in lard to make them harder to climb. do anything you think will help keep yourself, your family, and your home safe while you still have the time.”
Of Diets and Defiance [1/2]
In fact, watching how every inch of it bounced and shook around with each hulking step they took, provoking their swollen lard-laden frames to wobble and ripple about in a violent frenzy, it seemed as if all the fat enveloping and sagging off their bodies
Legion of Sytarel - Ch. 25: The Coalition Mobilizes
Is your head so full of lard that you can't get your priorities straight?" he paused for a second, then added, "or is it perhaps because you're working for the enemy?" the accusation had flown out of dane's mouth before he'd even realized he'd said it.
The Legend of Spyro: Path of Delusions Book III Chapter 18
" i can smell your fear" at the sound of that voice which seemed to be coming from the dark realms themselves sparx screamed at the top of his lungs, a scream that didn't sound like the shout of a larded with testosterone male but more like a bleat of a
The Contact
Then i gave it a try, but didn't find any appeal in it, having a very faint gust of sugar drowned in a much stronger flavor of lard. the poor beast!
Getaway: Parts 8 & 9
The fat-arsed red panda unwilling to even attempt to shift his considerable lard from between two tables proved that in spades. to my relief, and frankly, to my credit, i succeeded in finding sasha before getting pulled into another argument, or worse.
The Easy Life
It was a little cumbersome, seeing as her neck had thickened tremendously as well, and had a long wobbling sack of lard hanging from the underside of it.
On men and minotaurs (Chapter 1 - almost 2)
To this day, humphrey doesn't know what caused him to take a stroll in the park rather than ambulate his lard-infested ass into a cab, but perhaps it was the presence of stragglers and bums on the side of the street.