The Visitors - Chapter 4
Actually it felt more like a kung-fu kick to a male's most sensitive parts. it took a long while before i could form my first half-way coherent thought " **crap!**" "_fucking great. now i have managed to totally offend my future mates.
You can't beat Me
Enjoy disclaimer: i do not own kung fu panda. it was peaceful afternoon in the valley of peace, and everyone was still going about their business. selling, trading, buying, and pricing.
Identity: Chapter Fifty-Six
"my fiancé is a fucking detective" the coyote collapsed against ned's shoulder, her tail slapping against his leg "and yours his some kind of kung-fu genius." she laughed. "also throws knives like nobody's business.
The Chronicles of Rogue: Chapter Two
He still hadn't moved much, it was as if he were in a matrix scene in a kung fu movie. i got to his neck, opened my jaw wide above his jugular vein, and-- stopped.
Out There, Ch 2
The alien soldier desperately wanted to learn adam's combat techniques, but they never had enough free time for the human to begin teaching him wu shu kung fu. "boys," kendra said slowly. "can we focus on the mission?
Oh, College: Out to Lunch
It's kind of a part of why i can be all scrawny but still do that kung-fu nut kick." "oh." i don't really give a shit about telling you what dev ordered, because i can't think of a way to make that remotely relevant.
Shadow and Troy Pt. 5: Novus Amor
"i don't think his spiffy kung-fu is going to help him this time though. at least you got one last disgusting homo kiss in...next time you see him, i'm not entirely sure he's going to have much of anything to kiss his faggot friends with." "troy!
Furries University Chapter 14: Free day
"....he does kung fu hun" spoke kitsune "not karate". "whatever" breathed kagome. ryan suddenly gave out a sneeze. "bless you" spoke kitsune. "i thought you didn't believe in god?" questioned ryu.
Breeding and Quarantine part 2: The Vial
I jumped back to my feet like they do on thos kung fu shows that i watch every wednesday and started shooting them with the airsoft gun. everyone cheered when i stopped. "yeah! nothing can kill me!" oh yeah? eat lead!"
Love Lost, Chapter 3a: Tides
Sounds of a torchic flapping his wings and legs about like the kung-fu fighter in his mind, whose outfit had become red with yellow accents to match the pattern of a blaziken, was enough to alert the old man's staravia, who left his master's side and flapped
Roberts Did Not Remember, Bobo Had Other Ideas
It's why i do google translates mtg on twitter, it's why i love those old flash cartoons where colin mochrie has a kung fu fight with jesus while songs in dutch get misheard in the subtitles, and it's why i decided to see if any other writers from the voice