Jerry the Jolly Jackrabbit and the STD (or, What Happens When Blitz Tries to Write a Children's Story)

He fixed my toothache last week. surely he can fix jerry's ding-dong!" jerry, petey, and bob looked up with newfound hope. "what are we waiting for?" asked bob, "let's go!" sadly, the dentist could not help them.

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Happiness is a warm pouch

His trousers were already near-totally dissolved by the gunk but he didn’t notice; he was only aware of an intense aching in every joint of his legs, like a spread out toothache.

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A Werewolf's Touch: Part 3 - Frozen In Terror

Never before had she felt such a toothache. her canines felt as sharp as blades, the ivory daggers severely overlapping her lower lip. the taste of blood tainted her tongue, the source hopefully her gums. adela tried to tuck the teeth under her lip.

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Trust

The question lingered in his mind like a toothache. it kept a firm grip on his attention no matter how desperately he wanted to focus on anything else. it even had him massaging his head and groaning in frustration. it was an impossible choice.

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A new start Chapter 2: Friendship

The woman was always complaining about a headache, or a toothache, or something else hurting, so she absolutely had to have kyo's painkillers instead of using her own.

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Captured

To make things worse, i have this aching toothache. god, where did this come from? was it from something i ate? i skipped lunch to find a bathroom that had a mirror in it. opening my mouth, i saw that one of my teeth were of pure gold.

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Fledgling Developments part 2

Jarzyl had heard that firebreathers sometimes got toothaches when they first got their affinity, while dry scales were associated with water affinity. “what does a headache mean? for magic? which affinity is it?”

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What It's About

After all, one "tolerates" a toothache, and one loves one's lover.

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Breaking the mold - Ch 1

He yelled as he spotted the fur heading up over his chin, curling up and whimpering pitifully as his face seemed to start pressing outwards, making him feel a mixture of toothache, brain freeze and headache all at once.

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In Training (A2,B3,C13)

"imagine having one's monthly menstrual time ... and a toothache at the same time. but the toothache is coming from your lower spine. i may have a fourth tail soon. not sure. it's quite painful. karla? what is our plan of action?"

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Expiration Date, Part 4

You tolerate a toothache. what you have to do is_accept_ those things. they're part of him, and you have to accept, lovingly, even those things which could actively work to destroy a marriage.

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No Light to be Seen: Chapter 20

Even if there was greater damage i wasn't really worried about the condition of his teeth considering that if they get too damaged zil would lose them only to grow them back in a day or two; would have a terrible toothache during the process though

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