Gettin' Bloodied and an Alien's Sense of Humor
"nearly died and made a friend: an alien with a sense of humor." i made my way to my bedroom on the second floor, tosssed my bloodied suitcase on the bed, soon followed by myself and flicked on the tv.
I Think, That’s Me Problem - humor - maybe
"I think, that's me problem," Grumble groused into his beer, "I'm a think'n man... always have been. Think on your feet and they'll never be able to nail you down." "Most I ever seen you think Grumble," Peter replied, "Was when you tried to figure...
Furries University Chapter 1. Gone forever
Furries University By: Kitsune Warui Chapter 1: Gone forever. (NC-17) The red fox started to stuff clothes into the suitcase with force. He had somewhat long brown hair, and blue eyes, his ears were longer than normal and he was quite...
Return of the Shaggi
After Lone Star and Princess Vespa were married, they had a son. Let's call him Jim. And all was well. It looked as though he might have inherited his father's powers, and that was good. Then Vespa became pregnant again, and this time they had a...
Henry's Ninth Wife - humor in a small poem
_Henry's Ninth Wife_ _by_ _Vixyy Fox_ Henry was a miserable old thing Married eight times, he liked to sing, 'Heigh and Ho and Hie, They must all serve me their pie. If they don't, Stoat or Goat, Their heads all get cut off by and by.' ...
Halo: FUBAR Chapter 07 - Objects in mirror
WARNING The stunts in this episode were performed by professionals, so for your safety and the protection of those around you, do not attempt any of the stunts you're about to read about. _"Hi, I'm Sergeant Sawyer, and you're reading Halo:...
A Little Something
**A Little Something** something This joke is presented by the Five Dragons Corporation. The Guardian-dragons reserve their right to ignore accusation and enjoy themselves. The Five Dragons Saga, Daracoss, and all its characters and locations...
POEM: Walking In Front Of Me!
**I will try to keep this terse. This poem has 2 lines of mildly suggestive verse. It also has one weak swear word . In other areas, things may have gotten blurred I admit my style is probably rather unfashionable and simple, but it is what rolls...
Forest Keep 4
Cill munched on the bacon and replied, \*i have a nice home, and no one tends to bother me... just strange wanderers who blunder and fall into my lake\* he could feel the humor in her thoughts and suddenly realized that she could eat and speak with him at
Halo: FUBAR Chapter 03 - Sniper Fi
**Previously:** _"Ooh-rah, motherfuckers! Don't mess with the corps!"_ Seth and Boone run into Sergeant Major Token and his group of local marines. Together they plan to take it to the Covenant, when suddenly a UNSC ship breaks orbit and crashes in...
My Hero and Me: My Greatest Adventure Ever 1: Fiction or Alive
Note: this is my first story so please don't be harsh. I'm new. Chapter 1: Fiction or Alive I am sitting down in my bed with a Playstation 2 controller in my hand, slowly pushing the buttons and moving the analog stick with Final Fantasy X in...
A Vow to the Sun
It won't be shy of some humor, though, if you know where to look. if you're in it for the hot poke-poking, then fear not my perverted friend, it shall come with time.