Five Nights at Freddy's: The Mutant Bowl of Salad

**yes, this entire thing was crack. i apologize for any giggles or crack-ups that occurred.**

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022 - Prime pt.05

-VALENTINES DAY 2011- -23:03- Butters went to check their phone, to see it had just gone eleven, about a few hours since she had last heard from Chloe or Venus. Butters briefly considered checking up on them both, but found themselves in a delicate...

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Dog Cracking

_ _ok, relax; you have the whole weekend to crack him. it's friday night and the office doesn't open till monday._ _i'll just take him home and keep at it._ _he knows the code, and he'll suffer until he gives it to me._ _he. will.

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Dog Cracking

_ _ok, relax; you have the whole weekend to crack him. it's friday night and the office doesn't open till monday._ _i'll just take him home and keep at it._ _he knows the code, and he'll suffer until he gives it to me._ _he. will.

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Cracking Ships

Upon finding that one of the ships he was attempting to crack harbored an insidious secret he has to do the right thing, only to have it bite him in the butt. based on the hardspace: shipbreaker game. if you like my stuff, please head to my patreon!

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The First Cracks Form

Another Sunday night descends upon the land. Seven days since the last. The very day after Nightmare Night. I was present in Ponyville last year to grace the home of my beloved...

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The Cracks Run Deep

"i've seen strong men crack under less..." five blocks further and the two of them were deep within the city. though from the wreckage around them it looked more like a rubble pit.

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LINKS - Chapter 23 - Cracks

Mel fell silent as she stared down at her cup, running her thumb over a deep crack in the rim. after a few moments she spoke, her voice barely above a whisper. "i... i know i was cruel to you sometimes when... when i was younger." "you were a child."

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The Cracked Mesa Irregulars: part 6

Brauner let out a soft sigh as he watched the sky shift from blue to orange as the sun started to set. He wasn't sure how long he had been in town; it seemed clocks didn't exist in this world. The ivory bull looked at the vial of bluish liquid in his...

The Cracked Mesa Irregulars: part 5

Sorry about the paragraph structure for now, these uploads are old and dont have the new format i work with please bear with...

The Cracked Mesa Irregulars: part 4

The floorboards of the common room creaked as something large and ponderous passed across them. The sound of four paws on the floor suddenly shifted to two hooves as another Tauren entered the clanhold. "Hmmmm?" this feeling was familiar to Brauner. It...

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Clarity - Chapter 18: Through the Cracks

In my addled state, I'm unsure I heard any of that correctly. The stammering, the qualifiers, the overzealous care in the process of trying to present it as neutrally as possible, all of it must have jumbled together in a bowl of word salad. I know...

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