**yes, this entire thing was crack. i apologize for any giggles or crack-ups that occurred.**
Fanfiction, Fnaf, crack
-VALENTINES DAY 2011-
-23:03-
Butters went to check their phone, to see it had just gone eleven, about a few hours since she had last heard from Chloe or Venus. Butters briefly considered checking up on them both, but found themselves in a delicate...
Alcohol, Egg Cracking, Squirrel, Valentines Day, moth, queer, trans
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_ok, relax; you have the whole weekend to crack him. it's friday night and the office doesn't open till monday._
_i'll just take him home and keep at it._
_he knows the code, and he'll suffer until he gives it to me._
_he. will.
Ballgag, Blindfold, Bondage, Breathplay, Bull-terrier, Dog, Gag, Iberian-lynx, Kidnapping, Lynx, Male, Sensory-deprivation, Tickling, Underwear, interrogation, squirming, struggling, tape, thief
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_ok, relax; you have the whole weekend to crack him. it's friday night and the office doesn't open till monday._
_i'll just take him home and keep at it._
_he knows the code, and he'll suffer until he gives it to me._
_he. will.
Ballgag, Blindfold, Bondage, Breathplay, Bull-terrier, Dog, Gag, Iberian-lynx, Kidnapping, Lynx, Male, Sensory-deprivation, Tickling, Underwear, interrogation, squirming, struggling, tape, thief
Mel fell silent as she stared down at her cup, running her thumb over a deep crack in the rim. after a few moments she spoke, her voice barely above a whisper. "i... i know i was cruel to you sometimes when... when i was younger."
"you were a child."
Archive, Auroran Archive, Azee, Canine, Coyote, Death, Eloise, Farfener, Fear, Feline, Love, Magic, Sad, Slave, Slavery, Story Progression, Story Series, luke
Complete silence filled the pavilion, dragons looked at one another in shock. Not a single word was spoken, not a single claw mark was thrown, but one thing was abundantly certain, the Kingdom of the OmeletWings had fallen.
Em looked at the...
Disillusionment, Dragon, Egg Laying, Eggs, Emotional, End, Girly awkwardness, Girly weirdness, Hurt/Comfort, Hypersensitivity, Love, Omelets, PG-13, Romance, Self-worth, Unhinged, Wings of fire, broken, closure, coming of age, confrontation, cracked, crush, defeat, failure, imprisonment, shattered, sweet
In my addled state, I'm unsure I heard any of that correctly. The stammering, the qualifiers, the overzealous care in the process of trying to present it as neutrally as possible, all of it must have jumbled together in a bowl of word salad. I know...
Anthro, Canine, Clean, Drama, Feline, Female, Lapine, No-Yiff, Non-Consensual, Romance, Transgender, Violence (Not In Yiff)
Brauner let out a soft sigh as he watched the sky shift from blue to orange as the sun started to set. He wasn't sure how long he had been in town; it seemed clocks didn't exist in this world. The ivory bull looked at the vial of bluish liquid in his...
Sorry about the paragraph structure for now, these uploads are old and dont have the new format i work with please bear with...