Tales of Zootopia: Me, Farrah and Aslan (alt timeline)

This story takes place in some sort of alternate timeline. I experienced it through a series of dreams. The first thing to note about this timeline is that I was born in Zootopia instead of on Alistaria or in Alabama. The second is that I never met...

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Curious Cases LAPD: Cats Vs Dogs

It all started when an Orange cat by the name of Tamara Whiskerton called the station. She said that it was urgent, and she needed us over there right away. When we got there, she showed us a letter, typed in 12-point Comic Sans, that read "Arf arf if...

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Backstories: Cameron and Ivakov

The story starts in two places: Birmingham, Alabama, home to a Shark by the name of Cameron Davis; and some place (IDK WHERE) in Russia, home to a Bear named Ivakov Dyotevsky. They both had similar beginnings: Starting out with a normal upbringing,...

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Backstories: Gunslinger Kyle

Once, in the days of the old West, there was a rouge, a brown Bull named Kyle Grenier. From an early age, he showed signs of hypermasculinity. That made it all the more surprising to the narrow-minded people that surrounded him that he turned out to be...

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Backstories: Cloud the Zealot

Back in the final days of the Crusades, there was a knight, a grey Fox with abnormally long hair and fur, by the name of Cloud the Zealot. Every battle that he fought in, he would slay up to thousands of his foes in, and his side would win. He was...

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Tales of Zootopia: Talia, or Tae

There was once a couple that was just your ordinary couple at the beginning. No quirks to them or their relationship, and it was a traditional heterosexual union. That was between Dane and Talia Mae, both wolves. Of course, things changed when Talia,...

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Zombies are Wankers: Scavenging (WITH TWO FELLOW FURS MAKING A CAMEO!)

LAST TIME ON ZOMBIE ARE WANKERS: Everybody got all settled in. "Alright, everybody. Let's get moving and gather as many supplies as we can fit into the RV before we head off. We don't want to run out of food, water or ammunition in a place where...

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Just Once: Side Stories: Only If They Like It

Just recently, I met yet another person who made the first move, and who I was more than happy to please: some Cat lady named Beth. She just walked up to me on the street and told me that she was in heat and she needed to have sex with somebody. We...

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Just Once: Side Stories: Body-Positive

This story is about yet another noteworthy woman who considered me worth her time. I'll get around to tell the stories of the men I had sex with in a way that left way more than just the sex to talk about, but later. This woman was extra special...

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Just Once: Side Stories: Albus's Dream

An interesting thing to note is that the passage of time in a dream is different from the passage of time in real life. It can be faster, or it can be slower. Another thing to note is that Albus Kane's dreams are, by default, complex in narrative and...

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Just Once: Side Stories: the Feminist

Just as a heads-up, this is from the perspective of Albus Kane. This takes place in between two episodes I will publish in the near future There's one person that I felt like I really had to talk about right now: someone who goes by the name of Taera...

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Just Once: "writer" is not responding, please wait

Throughout the whole week, I've felt like I've been going insane. Starting yesterday, during part of the day, I feel uncomfortable and get all twitchy when I don't imagine being a woman, but after a while, it goes away, and COMES RIGHT THE FUCK BACK!!!...

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