[Commission] Damsel in Distress
"Just another typical Thursday. Got my socks mixed up. Every cab in the city rode right past me. The coffee underdone. The bagel was overdone. And the donut was filled with knock-out gas. Gotta love the villain noon rush hour." Lois tried to wiggle...
Hic Sunt Dracones
"i've been looking for stories by clark kent and lois lane for laughs at this point, roger." sarah sighed and put the paper down, rubbing her eyes. "god, what in the _hell_ happened to us?"